Why are guys not alloud to drink coolers?

yeah i think redstripe might be classified as a malt liquor though?

winecoolers are ghey.
 
If you don't like the taste, you shouldn't be drinking in the first place. Download No Cure for Cancer by Denis Leary. Girls get special rules because if they're drunk they're more likely to remove articles of clothing.
 
no it's not. it says jamaican lager on the bottle.

and in regards to the coolers thing... they are definitely for girls. or highschool kids. don't be a douche and stop drinking stupid shit.
 
just because a black guy endorses it, doesn't mean its malt liqour.

last time i checked it wasn't billy dee williams you god damn racist.

 
"Malt liquor means two things. The first meaning, which fits Mickey's and the others you list, is a "pumped up" lager beer, with a higher-than-usual alcohol content, generally a little bit sweet and with very low bitterness. This is what most people think of when you say "Malt Liquor."

Yes, they are lager beers. The word "lager" pertains to the method of fermentation and the kind of yeast used. Beers are generally classed as either "lager" or "ale" depending on the kind of yeast and fermentation temperature.

The other meaning of "malt liquor", which you may see on some imported beer labels, is a purely legal fiction. Some states (I don't have the list at hand) require any beer over a certain % alcohol to be labelled as a "malt liquor". So, you will see this notation on many higher-alcohol imported beers which are not at all similar to the American "malt liquors". Other silly regulations require that the word "stout" appear on the label of high-alcohol beers (Texas) or that the word "ale" can't be used for beers below a certain % alcohol (again Texas).

As for imported beers similar to American malt liquor, I can think of one that may still be available -- that is Carlsberg Elephant (Danish). There may be others, but as it's not my preferred beer style, I'm not familiar with them. Jamaican Red Stripe is similar, but I think not as strong as the American beers. "
 
oh so the stereotypes are true, now i feel a lot better.

i was joking.

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yeah huh. that's all black people drink is malt liquor. last time i checked, black peoples hands hadnt evolved to incorporate a normal size beer bottle. that's why they sell malt liquor in those big bottles, so the black people can hold them better, and then paper bags are added for friction, because their palms are smooth from lack of hard work.
 
RED STRIPE.

TEQUILA.

WHISKEY.

SOME GAY SHOOTERS ON OCCASION.

OTHER BEERS.

thats the order of my loves in life.
 
because they taste like shit? seriously who the fuck drinks coolers, I have seen people drinking them like once in my life...
 
your only a man: with a colt 45 in both hands, black, and have a doo rag on.

or a small white guy who drinks shooters.

seriously, i think almost everyone when they start drinking dont drink for the taste, they drink to get "drunk" and to be "cool" at which point you dont appreciate the drink you have in your hand. As you mature you start to appreciate and value what you are drinking and you drink more and more for the taste then just to get drunk. When i go out if everyone is just chillin.. at a cottage or something i drink beer that tastes good that i like. Usually budweiser, moose head, or kokanee. However, if im going to go get smashed at a party i buy buck a beer something like lakeport where i just want to get fucked. Or morgan's spiced.

Its all based on the reason and occasion to drink i think.
 
Didn't you read the disclaimer on the back?? coolers are for pussies that arn't man enough to drink beer. No guy wants to be known as a pussy; thus no men drink them.
 
yeah, coolers and mikes are mosdef gay. when im drinking for fun, Ill pick up a couple 5ths of black label soco. soco tastes good too; for those of you who drink of coolers because youre embarassed by "whiskey-face". but if im drinking to get smashed Ill pick up a 5th of makers mark and a 5th of black label smirinoff. whats funny is when you see a dude chase his beer. hahahahahah.
 
guys aren't allowed to drink coolers because they are for girls, actually most girls I know aren't even bitch enough to drink coolers. Seriously if you drink coolers you're gay.
 
Dude! U gotta explain me what the Van Gerven spirit is??? Cuz like half of this fucked up town here is called Van Gerven or is related to it. You're to? hahaha
 
Im not a fan of coolers. Ill drink whatever is readily available to me to get drunk. However Strongbow is hands down one of the best drinks in the world. Im like my jack and johnny and jim and when im not drinking those id rather have a strongbow if im drinking to get drunk. for refreshing taste beer is the best.
 
Ah right, an alcopop. They can be enjoyed in many horrendously strong concoctions if you are in the mood for getting destroyed. The green monster for one is an excellent choice. (Yellow Reef, Blue Curacao and Cider in a pint glass) Or maybe the danger monster, as above but with a double vodka on top.

Also may I suggest if you are drinking sweet bottled booze that you man up and strawpedo the bastard.
 
i just learned today in drivers ed

1 beer has more alchohol then 1 shot of wiskey

and even a glass of wine has more alchohol then wiskey

and malt liqour is what will get you drunk for cheep

its costs more to make but costs less
 
drinking a girls drink is like watching gay porn. you might just be curious, but then you think about what your doing and you realize your gay
 
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