Who's Been Bust by Ski Patrol

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I've been yelled at a lot but never actually busted till this weekend. We (emo_rocker, some friends) and i were skiing down. THere was a knoll w/ a no jumping sing next to it. SO being the smart people we are we stop and look around. Ski patrol was a ways down and it was 4:30 so noone was around. There was probably 5 people on the entire run. ANyways the four of us all hit the knoll going about 2 miles per hour. We land and patrol calls us over. They wrote our numbers/names down and are putting us in the 'computer'. Anyone else been busted and for what?

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
i got busted for assault with a deadly weapon. i was minor so i only got community service. fuck yeah

AMA-RIP
 
I have, plenty of times, i have no respect for my local mountains ski patrol at all, i am on the black list and me and my friends one day got about 3 complaints to the ski patrol about a group of kids who may possibly be intoxicated. We hadent been drinking anything, and i talk back to ski patrol and yestarday we got in trouble with the ski patrol and talked backed to them and shit and then decided to run away from them. So yeah i really dont have any respect for my home mountains ski patrol because they are a bunch of dick heads, I respect ski patrolers from larger resorts but the ones here are stupid and annoying and pull a bunch of shit to get us in trouble.

Powderhorn Ski Patrol- HERE TO HINDER

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Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
 
I wish I got shit for doing inverts but I can't do them yet. I have been busted though for ripping this closed run right under the chair which included jumping over this creek at the bottom in plain view of three patrollers waiting for me at the bottom. They just took my name and pass number so it was all good, except till one of the resort managers came and started freaking out at me when I responded that the reason I poached it even though it was closed was that it was fucking sweet and I should be able to ski it at my own risk if I want to.

'Math my boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology' -Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
 
i have been busted about 5 times and they take my name and clip my pass and take it for 3 weeks

twice at canyons they busted me for cutting into the backcountry when it was roped off, once at canyons for poaching the park the week before it was open, once at snowbird for speeding, and once at park city for poaching the park after it was closed for the day

'Heath Ordway Gets Head, Do You' - Head Skis Ad
 
yeah they got pissed off when i started to complain. i told them that we knew what we were doing and had made sure no one was around. not too mention we got maybe 5 feet of air distance wise. it was so sad.

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
i spun on a box and landed fakie, and didnt see the guy grooming the landing. he was pretty mad. he said he was gonna pull my pass, but he didnt have skis or a board, so i just skiied away.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs

-Lily Tomlin
 
i saw some kid do a 180 at killington off the photo booth, and got his seasons pass taken away for a week...

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Accept no one's defitnition of your life: Define your self. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

- Terrible One

 
ski patrol give me shit all the time, i hate them, they are almost as bad as cops. well they actually are cops in many ways

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
I cut ropes at my mountain all the time but they never take my pass

'dont do that again' is all they say and then they ski away cause they dont care

whats the only thing worse than a snowbaord?

snowblades
 
My ski patrollers dont care what we do (but we dont got a park or pipe, we just got the open bowls and like the best pow in north america)

~-~DyNaStAr Or NuTtIn~-~
 
benditto you will respect those ski patrollers when they drag your fucked up carcas off the hill and send you to the hospital you stupid little fuck. i hope they laugh in your face when you break your fucking leg you cunt

AMA-RIP
 
gotten caught smoking a blunt on a closed trail by ski patrol, but they didn't do anything but yell at us for being on a closed trail...didn't give a shit about the blunt that was just about burnt anyway.

Wachusett Ripper Crew

'Cool! You've got those frontwards backwards skis. How do you like them?' - An events guy at Mt. Abram asking me about my scratches.
 
I've gotten my pass taken for a week for jumping off the lift near the top. I've also gotten my pass number and my naem taken for laughing at a snowboarder (whoo didnt clear the table, and got hit by a skier) while he was being carted away by ski patrol.

 
there is a 20 foot tall balcony at the lodge of my place, and one day there was a big pile of pow at the bottom, and we were dropping 20 feet into a the pile of snow, and then the ski nazis came...

 
well there was 1 hot patroler with a good bust...

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
 
i always get yelled at for skiing too fast, i only stopped the first time... they took down my pass number and all that... fuckers just chase me now.

 
give the ski patrolers a break....there only doing their jobs and they inforce the rules to keep their jobs....shit, maybe if you people asked them to do shit, they'll show you the best lines on the mt.

no matter how hard you shake and dance, the last few drops go in the pants
 
see steeplechamp i fully respect them. but what they did was completely ridiculous. during the day with people around i would have just given them my number no prob. but how they acted and the arguemnets they brought up. no they're dicks.

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
the ski patrol at my hill are all really really old and really really bad at skiing. oh and ive never seen a sign that says no jumping. whats up with those?

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

I neeeed two perrs.

Representin' in the 3-1-5
 
I was hanging around the pipe at Okemo waiting for a friend to get me a comp pass... One of the dickhead lifties called Ski Patrol on me for not having a pass, I was brought to the bottom and fined and had my name taken down and shit.

-Andy

I am God... Please feel free to take a number, I'll be right with you.

 
oh yeah. i forgot when i was at steamboat a few weekends ago some mean old ski patroler w/ one leg and a wooden peg yelled at me. but i didn't care because i knew he couldn't catch me

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
Wiener, i was with benditto on that day. The ski patrollers at our mountain don't like us. They target us. They never do their job. MY dad, who is an orthopedic surgeon, had to lecture them on how to keep people from dying on the way down the hill. I also have no respect for them. In fact, I would rather drag myself down the mountian If i got hurt, rather than give them the pleasure of even seeing me in a miserable state. They'd probably drob the sled anyway, since they can't even ski.

 
well, the last 4 years i have been in trouble at resorts, the first was poaching some pre season pow in a roped off run at solitude, next year my pass was taken from brighton for paochin pipe at night before they had lights up, next, i got in hot water at park city for inverts, and this year i am on the wrong side of the patrol at snowbird with 'reckless skiing' aka speeding and at canyons on saturday i almost got my pass taken for the season for splitting betweeen two park crew guys with rakes with a switch 3 over a table

ski snowbird
 
i'm all about poaching lines.

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
most of the ski po and lifties at my mountain are chill, some of them are whack, but we have volunteers that work on the weekends, they get 'special' jackets that say safety patrol on the back, most of them cant even ski so we just fly past them and spray them, but ive never been busted

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
we were blazing up a pipe in one of the trails and the patrol guy came buy,he threatened us but nothing happened

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
whenever i'm at whistler people are so free w/ pot. liftees always see it

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
here everyone thinks its the devil even tho over 80% of this friggin town smokes

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
you all may hate patrollers, but they know their shit when it comes to carting your ass off the mountain. every patroller (to my knowledge at least) has to pass an EMT course before they can patrol, and that is no easy task. but they can be dicks sometimes.

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war
 
the patroller saved my toof

i owe him bigtime

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
hum, well my dad and sister are patrollers at the shitty resort where i learned to ride (Ski Cooper), but yea, every patroller has to pass yearly exams on that shit. my dad just cheats off my sister i think, i dunno.....but still they have to known that shit. but they can't allow riders to do some shit because resorts are like iraq, one man makes the rules and if you disobey those rules....well, no one disobeys those rules...

but on a serious note, offer to get em high, i bet they'll take the run with you. just do it dazed n confused style, '...you cool man?'.

-----official ns post warning-------

The words expressed above are the views of Chris Mercer. If you have a fucking problem with it, you can rant all you want, it's not going to change Chris Mercer's views.

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i've only been bitched for going too fast and my friend in shit for cutting in line in front of some little kids. but for the most part the ski patrol are cool and allow inverts.

you can't tell us we can't sell Pent House in Abbotsford!
 
There are good patrollers and there are bad cranky patrollers. It's impossible to generalize patrollers just as it's impossible to add anything to this forum that will change anyone's opinions about patrollers.

ski=life

life=ski
 
oh i forgot to say my time. i only didn't get my pass jacked because my family was on patrol at the resort. but me and my lil bro were rippin up the killer freshies at cooper and we went mach speed over a little roller and some patroller saw us hauling ass, but didn't know we were with my dad and sis......and they all stopped us at the bottom in the lift line and were like 'you know, you should watch behind those hills, someone could be standings there...' and then i laughed in their face and told em to goto breck's terrain park, hit the jumps, then talk to me. they didn't like that and i had to talk to the big boys at the top patroller shack.....i grinned in the man's face then my sister apologized for me and i was clean.....those patorllers are fucks when it comes to new schoolers aroudn those parks.....but at the good resorts around here, that patrollers are usually chill. onetime at keystone i hopped the rope while all the patrollers were putting it up for the terrain park, all they said was 'you could've asked'. i said sorry and they said 'no, you're not'. i agree'd and skied off. that was chill.

-----official ns post warning-------

The words expressed above are the views of Chris Mercer. If you have a fucking problem with it, you can rant all you want, it's not going to change Chris Mercer's views.

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i was out skiing with my team and our coach decided to jump a snow fence...so he went, we all followed and we all got busted by this 'mall security' style patrol...he got out his radio and was like 'yeah, we got some fence jumpers here...yeah, i'll bring them in'...we told him we were a team and he's like 'just wait till your coach hears about this, he wont be too impressed'...meanwhile our coach is skiing away laughing at us

 
The Patrollers and Lifties are pretty cool to me at my local hill. They pretty much all know me, and when they see me flying at mach2 into line past slow people and timing it so I slide right onto the chair, w/o ever stopping, most the time the liftie says something like 'that was slick...'. Most the time, I end up lapping the runs so many times, that I run out of things to say to the dudes at the top and bottom... And most the time I am just like wassup bro...

Show some respect and you will get some respect.

 
hopefully i'll be able to become a patroller and take all those kid's who get in the way in the park in for questioning, kgb style. i'll just carry around a nightstick and hit anyone who looks gay on the hill. (oops i guess i'll have to hit myself). I'll go rodney king on those little snowboarder shits who can't keep their mouths shut.

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...

 
i've only been busted for jumping off the lift. every year, my resort has a snowmobile hill climb on the last day. everyone can ride the lift regardless if they have skis or not, so the lift always stops. well, i was near the top and the lift stopped so i bailed off and when i landed a ski patrol grabbed me and took my name and pass and i wasn't supposed to ski for the rest of the day. i did anyway though.

Life's a Ditch, Dig It
 
some old patroller on tele's busted my friend and i for hitting the rails at camp fortune on my snowskate...as he approached me, my friend hit the rail and bailed hard... the snowskate slid down the whole hill and narrowly missed a bunch of ppl just as he turned around the other way to me to explain that we had to leave because it didn't have any braking mechanism.

 
yeah my friend and i were hiking to this cliff we saw at bretton woods, and it was roped off so people wouldnt kill themselves off it and a board patroller saw us hiking to it, he just sat there and waited for us to get out of the area, he didnt even yell at us or take our passes, he was cool

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
yeah my friend and i were hiking to this cliff we saw at bretton woods, and it was roped off so people wouldnt kill themselves off it and a board patroller saw us hiking to it, he just sat there and waited for us to get out of the area, he didnt even yell at us or take our passes, he was cool

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
yeah my friend and i were hiking to this cliff we saw at bretton woods, and it was roped off so people wouldnt kill themselves off it and a board patroller saw us hiking to it, he just sat there and waited for us to get out of the area, he didnt even yell at us or take our passes, he was cool

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
yeah my friend and i were hiking to this cliff we saw at bretton woods, and it was roped off so people wouldnt kill themselves off it and a board patroller saw us hiking to it, he just sat there and waited for us to get out of the area, he didnt even yell at us or take our passes, he was cool

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
yeah my friend and i were hiking to this cliff we saw at bretton woods, and it was roped off so people wouldnt kill themselves off it and a board patroller saw us hiking to it, he just sat there and waited for us to get out of the area, he didnt even yell at us or take our passes, he was cool

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
wear is ski. all the patrollers seem down. I don't see many, and the only time i have talked to one was when me and some other kids built a jumps, and the landing shot us out right towards a lift so it was sort of sketchy. But all he did was ask us nicely to build a jump farther up the hill. There was a comp. last week, and no one wore helmets and they were allowing flips, but i don't know if has any say in that.

-Chris Peck
 
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