Who's Been Bust by Ski Patrol

i got my ticket ripped at Winter Park a while ago for skiing out of bounds, kinda sucked but it was the end of the day.

~Jameson~

'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand, so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teaming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E fili, E Spiritu Sancti.'
 
early season last year we skied some sweet untracked runs that were closed.

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
Anyone know if you can appeal getting 'warnings' and having your pass taken? Would it do anything to talk to the manager of patro

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
at mt hood meadows only the old patrollers care

my friends do backflips in the park while the patrollers are watching. nothing happens.

they throw misty 5's off jumps we find while patrollers are watching. nothing.

and besides, practically half the patrollers have twins

umm...shit
 
i saw this pretty cool cliff under the lift at hunter one day, so i went down and was about to go when we saw a ski patrol guy on the lift, hes like, aye! u better hike bacck up and wait for me. and then like 10 skiers and snowboarders were yelling, just go man do it etc, so we went, it was fun, and we booked down the mountain

2 hours later im about to get on the lift and ski patrol gets there only little liftline so this douchebag rolls up and is like, AHA i knew id catch u, so im like, yea well goodjob on finding me in the liftline asshole, real accomplishment

so he cut off my pass, i dont have a seasons pass there, and is like, go inside and watch a movie, im like what? hes like, if u get on the lift again without ur pass im calling the police and u will be arrested, so i laughed in his face and walked away, it was 5 oclock so i just left anyway

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Do you enjoy coitus Mr. Lebowski?

Huh?

Coitus. Sex, intercourse, the act of love.

Oh, you mean coitus?
 
a couple yrs ago i was with my cousin and his friends and we got caught in a closed trail or something and they marked our passes i think

and 3 weeks ago i was skiing in the trees 2 feet to the side of the trail and a ski patroller yelled 'hey you get outa there'

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
nope, not to many patrollers on them Green circles...There was this hot patroller one time...

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
 
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