hi, im stephen smeenk, but bristol kids call me "skullz"
i enjoy snowboarding, long walks on the beach, and making fun of kids who have speech impediments that cause them to say "pushee" instead of pussy, i invented the double-cork 1440 and the triple-slot toaster, you can see me riding about the mountain in a purple 686 ACC jacket, with these haggard-as fuck section MFM pants that are held together with duct-tape and orange stitches, i ride a capita mid-life with flux pat milberry pro-model bindings, i sag my pants more than what is even reasonable, and just do surf carves and butters everywhere because i forgot how to do anything but frontboard rails sometime halfway through last season, in fact i never really snowboard at all, just sit in the lodge in the downstairs-food making area with the guys who work back there... im pretty chill with them so they let me eat all i can and we make really tall ice-cream cones with the machine, and make say sexual comments to every remotely-attractive housewife over 40 years old that comes through the line. sometimes, i call jesse healy, and we have these really awesome sex adventures where i put on a fur coat with a purple skin-tight jumpsuit underneath, and he meets me in the demo-center at the top of bristol, then we dry-hump untill he jizzes in his pants.
oh, and sometimes i snowboard non-scalant because i know it makes j-sully mad, but seriously, the kid just stands around and looks good all day long. what the fuck is up with that?