Who you are.

what up. I'm Jonny. I'm a senior at SUNY Brockport. only skied bristol like 2 times last year cus I was pretty broke. On the mountain you can find me wearin a patchwork Bonfire jacket and Brown burton pants with K2 fujatives and white rossi bindings. Maybe some of you young punks can teach me a thing or two cus I'm still jus messin around when it comes to park and shit but I wanna learn.
 
hi, im stephen smeenk, but bristol kids call me "skullz"

i enjoy snowboarding, long walks on the beach, and making fun of kids who have speech impediments that cause them to say "pushee" instead of pussy, i invented the double-cork 1440 and the triple-slot toaster, you can see me riding about the mountain in a purple 686 ACC jacket, with these haggard-as fuck section MFM pants that are held together with duct-tape and orange stitches, i ride a capita mid-life with flux pat milberry pro-model bindings, i sag my pants more than what is even reasonable, and just do surf carves and butters everywhere because i forgot how to do anything but frontboard rails sometime halfway through last season, in fact i never really snowboard at all, just sit in the lodge in the downstairs-food making area with the guys who work back there... im pretty chill with them so they let me eat all i can and we make really tall ice-cream cones with the machine, and make say sexual comments to every remotely-attractive housewife over 40 years old that comes through the line. sometimes, i call jesse healy, and we have these really awesome sex adventures where i put on a fur coat with a purple skin-tight jumpsuit underneath, and he meets me in the demo-center at the top of bristol, then we dry-hump untill he jizzes in his pants.

oh, and sometimes i snowboard non-scalant because i know it makes j-sully mad, but seriously, the kid just stands around and looks good all day long. what the fuck is up with that?

 
STEPHEN!!!! I miss our sexual adventures with great intensity. And I know that I'm dating your ex-girlfriend... But she is NOT going to get in the way of our violent yet erotic intercourse sessions this season. No homo.
 
^^^^^i know dude, im so sorry, i never got the chance to go back out to the lake at all, i got busy with starting school and shit, the last time i actually got to put in a set was like.. early august...

in other news, jesse healy is a sweehart
 
hi my name is sean harloff i find skiing to be fun me and blain party till we black out and like to race r shitty cars agianst each other lookin forward to ridin this year will yall
 
Im Jordan Stemper, yo. I'm Ninteen years of age and i like to ski. alot. I was born and bred in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, but now I am here at RIT for college. its not too bad here, its pretty baller. I wear a Lime green bonfire jacket, baby blue pants, and i ride either my ninthward first bloods or my k2 PEs. I'll be out there a bunch this year so hope to see you all and make new friends, yo.
 
im that dude who doesnt like dan fullar, chinese marines that punch skiers, or people that can do cooler shit than me! wasup
 
we almost caught him, his friend shit his pants, im rawleigh and i also like snowboarding, currently i cant because i sprained my mcl so i have been pissy for the last 2 weeks
 
well i am bored as shit and its summer. why not post in here. My name is josh beard. i am also half black so i tend to think of myself as a G. im going to be a freshman at mcc this year. if all goes well this year you can find me in a nice new first drop suit and 176 armada thalls. oh and i suck at skiing. word.
 
i'm Kyle Sheth. im gonna be going to RIT this year. i dont normally bump 7 month old threads but today i find it enjoyable. not sure what skis ill be reppin this year cuz my 5 year old volkls have seen better days
 
im zack, the deaf kid. you all may have been screaming at me or talkin whack. but its all cool im deaf as fuck haha, word. i wear black plaid quiksilver jacket and the pants are red quiks, seth crowbars, painted bern that looks hella sweet. i ride 07 white armada el rey. i fucking suck, thats how you spot my ass. RIT student, been a lurker around here for like a while and made a fool out of myself on a NS t-shirt contest... started up an apparel clothing line business with some green buddies. heh. spot me this winter and scream loud as you can like a little girl, gauranteed i wouldnt hear for shit.
tcare
 
I'm bored soooooo. I'm Parker, I have a yellow Oakley coat with either blue Orage Pants or Brown Oakley pants. Also, I rock an assortment of baller ass hoodies and a tit load of Jiberfish. Oh and I have Diabetes..... seriously
 
well haiiiiiiiiiiiiii bristol cult im tony and im a trend whore obvi!!!!!!!!!!!! i like to but anything tammy whamstick has and some times i like to buy random things and just add my own little touches to it...... well im in my 20s and i dont attend collage cuz uk im so cool and ski at bristol so i have mad opportunities here at bristol and also in my parents house cuz thats also obvi where i bring the ladies home if i can get them... well ill see you at bristol some time so just holla at me but you might have to make monkey sounds
 
im Cameron Treacy im 17 i go to mendon

i wear a pink saga jacket with white pants

i like dicks, butts, dicks in butts and anything of that sort

i can to 1620's but im strangely the only one in the park whenever i throw them

Jiberish is pretty cool

this is probably the longest post ive ever written

and heres the essay i just finished writing about chapter 8 of the great gatsby:

While reading chapter eight of The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald, I found that many events during the chapter struck me as very strange. I thought it was strange how many abrupt ends came to many of the characters without them accomplishing what they had set out to do throughout the story. Gatsby for example was brutally murdered for a crime he did not commit before he ever achieved his goal of obtaining daisy. Also George Wilson committed suicide without finding out all the details of how his wife had been cheating on him for years. Lastly Nick came to an abrupt realization That he wanted nothing to do with many of the people in his life and realized that he soon needed out. Overall chapter eight of The Great Gatsby struck me with many abrupt ends to many characters goals.

In chapter eight Nick Carraways maturity is shown greatly through characterization by F. Scott Fitzgerald. In chapter eight Nick further realizes that he is and always has been somewhat “above” most of the people he spends his tome around. He is the only one in the group that actually goes to work everyday, rather than earning money by bootlegging or just living the lap of luxury with a huge amount of inherited money. Nicks work also keeps him out of all the nonsense that the rest of his group involves themselves in like cheating lying and even murder. Nick sees right through his friends and knows deep down in Gatsby that he is a very strong, kind person and he needs to leave his crazy dream of winning Daisy over behind. Overall Gatsby is characterized as a very wise mature person in chapter eight, unlike all of his friends.
 
more about me...i have saga drank pants, i usually rep my beige Helly Hansen jacket or a huge black flannel
i fucked my shoulder up so i wont be throwin down hard cuz im not supposed to be skiing at all.
hope everyones seasons goin better than mine. see ya on the slopes
 
What's good? My name is Brendan and I am a graduate of BSU (Bristol Shred University) currently studying to get my Master's degree at PCSB College in Utah. I rock 1st year First Drop pants and jacket with a red POC helmet. I hardly ever ride Bristol anymore seeing how I'm in Utah and all, but if and when I get the chance I'll make a trip or two back to visit my early stomping grounds and Bristol shredding homies.
 
hello, im sean meyer, im sure a lot of you know who i am already. i go to pitsford sutherland high, im 15 years old. i started legit freestyle last year (09-10) and i have been riding fischer addicts, but need new skis for next season idk what yet, mabey masterminds or antics. i wear a blue ride ballard jacket, tan burton ronin pants, and tall tees. i have a black helmet with a bunch of stickies, and black spy gogs w/ mirrior lenses. i like both rails and jumps, but im tryin to step it up bigtime for next season! and i am ususlly seen alone, because i dont have many friends :(
 
since my post in this is two years old ill update...my name is stephen...my setup makes me look like will wesson (and ski like him), and i like pop tarts.

 
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