"Telemark" - Norwegian for "Hey guys, wait up!" Except in the northern regions, where it translates to a verb, "to faceplant"
"Drop the knee, drop the sexual preference.""No, I've never tried tele, but I've never tried s'ing the d either. You don't have to try it to know it sucks""Tele skiers are like drunk sorority girls: they fall on their face when they try to get on their knees"
"Half the binding, half the speed, half the fun, quadruple the excitement!"
lock the heel, ski for real.