when you piss...

skifree919

skifree919

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So when you piss and you are wearing a pair of pants with a zipper, do you just undo the zipper or do you undo the button on top AND the zipper. Personally i undo my button and then the zipper cause its really easy and convenient.

jibba jabba
 
yeah i have to do both of them and pull my pants down. it sucks

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ba-dum-ching!
 
when ever im at an airport and i piss, i always drop my pants to my ankles... its the greatest thing ever, theres just a line of people pissing in the 100 urnals on the wall and u just see this bare ass chilling. guess u gotta be there

(tom)
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my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
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My friend does that at school funny as hell seeing all the people who dont know him freak out or them just wondering wtf.

 
^ I'm too scared to do that. sometimes it pinches. It takes all of what, 5 extra seconds to undo the belt? and there's no risk of tearing your nutsack

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I ski therefore I am

 
i wear baggy clothing so i dont need to unbuttona dn undo all this shit. just pull them down and then hike them back up later.

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haha, the bare ass is pretty damn funny. personally, i undo the belt and zipper and stuff, makes it way easier to piss, and it takes like what....two seconds.

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'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situtation off. Don't act like you're not impressed.' -Anchorman
 
I piss sitting down its WAYYY more comfortable. Plus in public restrooms you can read the grafetti.

i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
- Crystal-Needs-a-Park
 
haha the bare ass thing is hilarious

i never undo the button, takes WAY too long

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
I hate pissing sitting down, and especially if you do it in a public place, if someone else has ever pissed in the toilet standing up then there is piss all over the seat, it's nast.

If it aint Gorilla it aint Steeze
 
i have to be very careful cause of my abnormally large manhood

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
its so simple to just drop the zipper and pull it out, takes way to much effort to undo the belt and button and then you have to hold onto your pants as well as your incredibly (small in your case) large wang...

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A reindeer is more chewy...
 
just the zipper... this whole button and zipper thing is new to me.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
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'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
i was unaware guys sat down to pee. that seems kind of weird

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
haha the pants at ankles

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not enough room in the zipper space, so i undo all. metal zippers suck, they pinch

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
why would you have to undo your button and belt to take a piss??? does a 6 year old cancer patient ask for a microwave for xmas??? i dont fucken think so

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

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well, i for one have perfected my move, i call the speedster: belt button zip combo, elapsed time 1,78 seconds and voila, free willy!

on the way back, about twice that...

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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: a yé, t'es complétement cassé!

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

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member 53318, o, yea.
 
personally i dont wear pants

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'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
i just do the zipper.

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I piss sitting down its WAYYY more comfortable. Plus in public restrooms you can read the grafetti.

faggot

ta
 
pointless post but i just use the zipper usually

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i cant cant a sit down and piss or take a dump in public restrooms cuz people piss on the seat and it never gets cleaned so i just unzip and debutton cuz i rarely wear belts

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i don't about your male anatomy whoever tmorry is quoting, but i can't get it all out when sitting down, and it exposes you to public restroom mutant killer germs of death that kills....

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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: a yé, t'es complétement cassé!

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

member 53318, o, yea.
 
wow if i was a guy i'd never unbuttoned what useless excursion that is!!! but alas i don't have the utilities for this stuff anyway. i have to sit on a toilet. pop-a-squat DOESN'T work. I learned that lesson the hard way with no change of pants... had to tell people i spilled beer on myself.

-Lauren

I dropped out of high school to ski.
 
just zipper unless there are buttons down there... or no hander in the shower

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
sometimes i rappid piss on the urinal and it bounces back and sprinkles all over my leg, thats why i like to piss in the stalls

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skiing i jsut pull it out of the zipper and ski swithc for a little. thne i don't ahve to stop.

in the bathroom i like to un button and kick back. i still use the boxer hole though, but its jsut nice to get some air on yours nuts every once in a while.

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i flop it over teh top its easier, unless i'm wearing tight pants then i never wear tight pants again haha... but its just so simple flop it over tuckit in and your done... oh and i forgot to mention to take a piss while its flopped out.

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i go to the stalls and tinkle everywhere, on the seat, the handle, the toilet paper, the handle to the stall, and on the floor next to the guys shoes who is in the stall next to me

 
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