when you piss...

I undo my belt then pull it out over the top, thats teh quickest way. When skiing, I undo everything.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
just undo the buckle of the belt to losen it up a bit, then open the zipper, and enjoy...

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner???
The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
well for me its hard, so i pull my pant leg up to about my knee, then u gotta flop it out from under there and lift it up to hte toilet, then go nad rool it all back away. pretty simple. also, i cant sit and piss, sitting makes me have to shit, then im stuck there for a good twenty minutes

 
urinals need spray gaurds, sometimes when its really sprayin out, firehose style, it richochets and gets on ur hands and pants

Land Shark, Land Shark.
 
i hate missing

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no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades

 
yeah, that would be cool to make a sprayguard, like a colored plastic thing covering the urinal with a fairly large hole where you can pee, you could patent it and then make a shitload of money im sure!

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner???
The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
remember that guy in Office Space that was talking about all you need to do is think of a really good idea like a 'jump to conclusions mat' and you're set for life. well...the splash guard for the urinal is one of those ideas.

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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situtation off. Don't act like you're not impressed.' -Anchorman
 
Oops, I meant to reply to this:

'I go to the stalls and tinkle everywhere, on the seat, the handle, the toilet paper, the handle to the stall, and on the floor next to the guys shoes who is in the stall next to me'

 
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