What's your best pickup line?

[Kangbang]

Wanna party? Whats up whats up!

 

[andrewmac1]

My best picture is from the smallville episodes where tom is standing with lana . It's a beautiful picture !!

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[Mavrck]

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha.

 

[.Blake.]

Whats up baby, can I get your myspace name?

 

[SirFryanator]

"this is hilarious watching all these guys trying to pick you up"

 

[charmander]

my pickup is my pickup line.

 

[JStrathern]

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[PeeDuBzz]

hahahah thats too good...

... girls are fuckin stupid

 

[Juice.Doctor]

hahahaha i lost

 

[J.M]

Is your ass made of bread?

cause id stick my meat inside to make a sandwich

OR

is your ass made of bread?

cause id stick it in soup and make it really soggy. can i have your number?

 

[AngusM]

Hey honey if yo vagina was an apple, could I take a bite?

 

[TaranItUp]

Do you work at subway? Because I have a footlong for you.

 

[Algebra]

Does this napkin smell like chloroform?

 

[SenditSerg]

Hey that shirt is very becoming on you... If I was that shirt I would be coming on you too.

 

[Zimmerman]

holy not funny anymore repost batman

 

[Bar_Down]

girls pick ME up

 

[plaire]

rape is always a good option

 

[jeR.]

like a charm. also hitting on a girl than hooking up with a different girl in front of her. jealousy is key.

 

[disastertourism]

YO BITCH I WANNA FUCK YOU.

Seems to do the job.

 

[Algebra]

holy not normal anymore jon you have aids

 

[.frenchy]

Do you like pie?

I'll show you my banana cream

 

[Get.Kronk]

****Correction***

"I don't know much about pie, but you could make my banana cream."

 

[eight6ohsfinest]

not a big pick up line guy, but if her having a boyfriend comes up in the conversation i let her know that im not a jealous guy.

 

[.frenchy]

Yea I forgot the line haha.. thanks

 

[Zimmerman]

 

[Mavrck]

"..EYYOOO BITCH!" -kat williams

 

[kstanz]

Can I Tap Dat ?

Works 99.9% of the time

 

[Poikenz]

That's what most people are saying. I guess that women have drastically lowered their standards.

 

[Ly_Dia]

-Wanna fuck?-No, I have a boyfriend...-Cool I have a goldfish-What?-Oh sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter...

 

[steeze-free_lee]

haha 10/10 good sir

 

[[tk]]

if your eyes were any browner i'd be lost in a pile of shit...

 

[ryantheconnolly]

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party... The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?

 

[binturong-qwerty]

Are you a trashcan?

cuz I wanna put my junk in you

 

[binturong-qwerty]

Are you a trashcan?

cuz I wanna put my junk in you

 

[kstanz]

Oh i use it on guys hahaha

 

[lill_sominsomin]

can i sig this?

 

[Jahrassicpark]

Damn these are so funny

 

[Poikenz]

Oh well then clearly it is perfectly fine and guy's standards haven't changed at all.

 

[Doug.]

 

[jhackbeez]

You know how i know we are going to have sex later? "how?" Because im stronger than you

 

[alexat955]

tricky

 

[theabortionator]

What's your view point on rape?

 

[Toasty.]

can we come? is there gonna be more hot snatch like you their? Do you have a phone number?

 

[hippystinx]

i am suprised tl isnt here yet..his go towant to make out

i have seen it work several times

 

[bnewbs6]

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause i see myself in your pants.

Can i touch your belly button? From the inside...?

 

[skiingute]

You look adorable/cute/fun etc.. I had to meet you - pretty much always allows for a conversation to start and from there on it's yours to fuck up

 

[[creative]]

well obviously... your always off saving a princess

 

[J.M]

hey, how do you like your eggs? scrambled or fertilized?

 

[murdo]

names harry hughes.....mates call me hughsey.....but you can call me later (qoute: Harry hughes)

 

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