Whats the worst feeling

getting in a car accident while you're balled up in the trunk of the car. feeling the car flip and hearing glass breaking, but not being able to see anything but blackness. that shit sucked. such a terrible sensation...
 
when you land flat and your balls slap against your leg or your ass

all though after deeper thought... the worst feeling in the world must be having unprotected sex and then right before climax she says "oh, by the way i have aids"
 
when your shoes are wet and your feet get soaked and you gota walk around like that for the rest of the day

takin one in the balls

after you puke from drinking like a tool

wet boxers

sitting beside some stinky gino in class who hasnt had any form of batheing since the last rainfall

when you got a huge project due the next day and havent started and its 10pm

whne your making a video and spend a good hour on it and forget to save your work and fucking premiere crashs and you lose everything
 
when your with someone you need/want to impress in a car, and havin gto take a huge diarreah shit. the runs in general just suck, and the feeling of no toilet makes it a harder pill to swallow.
 
The following is an exerpt from Tucker Max: makes my cock recoil...

"At this point, I thought it couldn’t get any worse. My appendix was absolutely killing me, I had no painkillers, there were numerous needles stuck in me, my ass was still greasy from some guy putting his KY covered fingers in my rectum, some guy was undressing me--really--what the fuck else could go wrong?

The nurse told me to pull my gown off my crotch and took out a long tube. It is called a Foley Catheter, and it is used to drain your bladder when it is not under your control, either because you are unconscious (for surgery) or cannot control it yourself (paralyzation). I measured it later, and it is exactly 16 inches long.

I took one look at that garden hose he was holding and my heart stopped. I’d rather get fucked in the ass with a telephone pole then take that thing up my urethra. I have heard absolute horror tales about what that thing feels like going up your dick.

Tucker "No, no, no-You aren’t putting that thing in my dick are you? Please god in heaven tell me no.”

Nurse "Yeah, man. Got to--It’s how you piss when you’re in surgery.”

I didn't even have it in me to put up a fight. I was too scared. I just grabbed the side rails of the gurney and held the fuck on. This is an approximation of my reaction:

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

It went on like that for a few seconds. When the blaze of anguish stopped, I wiped the forming tears from my eyes and looked down, expecting to see a yellow tube sticking out from my penis.

Tucker "What the fuck? Hey man--where is it?”

Nurse "That one was too big, I’m gonna have to go with a 16 gauge instead of a 14.”

This did not please me, and I expressed my feelings with a string of furious profanity such as would make a longshoreman proud. He eventually got the second one into my urethra, and I wasn't thinking about my abdominal pain anymore. I never really understood the phrase “pissing out razor blades” until this experience. The act of inserting that firehose into my penis was so horribly painful it made me forget what was, to that point, the worst pain of my life. Even writing this is making my dick hurt. Or maybe that’s the herpes. Who knows?"
 
your tibia and fibula breaking under your weight when you impact on ice, after overshooting that landing.
 
when a 300 lb eskimo stomps on your face for calling him an eskimo. Apparently they prefer to be called "inuits"
 
Sharting (trying to fart and a little shit comes out) or having wet boxers and having to sit on them for a long drive
 
car crash wen its your fault. skis on rocks. eating so much that your past being sick, your in pain. huge paper due the next day, its 10:18 and your on NS.
 
having dinner for the first time at your gf's house iwth her parents and grandmother at a formal dinenr and having to fucking fart SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BADLY THAT U JUST WANT TO DIE...happened to me a month and a bit back...not fun
 
i gota say taking a shit at a public restroom. their so nasty and for all you know you could have crabs mating in your bush 5 minutes later
 
puking, diahrea, concussions, messing up something your normally good at, getting lost, car accidents, losing stuff, and sunburn. god i hate sunburn so much.
 
Best and Worst Feeling Combo:

Having a skiing dream where all tricks are super easy and in slow mo. You can huck anything you want to, for a minute you are the ultimate skier. You get really stoked. You try a 5 and over rotate it to 9 but dont worry it looked ill cause you threw in another tweak and grab.

THEN

You wake up and realize you still suck and its not that easy, and that you have to get out of bed, and its monday, so you cant ride for 5 days.
 
getting your clavicle broken by an out of control ski patroller the first day of christmas break at a shitty mountain. also getting your nuts ground off with a rusty cheese grater. that's almost as bad.
 
you're either really dumb, or making a bad joke.

sitting down to an exam, and realizing that you have no fucking idea what's in front of you. (happened a couple minutes ago)
 
busting ur hand after punching a wall because your best friend just lied to you about "not having a party" when really ur just not invited....fuck
 
hhahhaha

i think its when you get out of bed and your the last one in the shower so the hot water has run out and the towels are all wet. then you find that the only close you have left are the ones you sharted in last night
 
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