What's sexy...

How could I cheat at a thumb war??? Are you kidding me? I won fair and square mister!

Why was the cookie crying?

Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?

Because he had a little boogy in him.

What is the color of a mirror?
 
The way some girls talk really gets me sometimes. The way they phrase things, and the voice is good too. Rhetoric is sexy. And humor is good as well.

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-Dan

Try to keep clear from that hate and spite

So I keep my mind still, like the still of night

Now who in the world do you want to fight

It's against the system we should unite

 
i guy that listens to U2. i loooooooooooove U2. or any guy that has good/varied taste in music. complete turn on.

leaving today:( for a whole month. what'll I do w/o the ocean??
 
Cute girls are the way to go, or else ones that look like LivTyler...

...I'd do her.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?

Because he had a little boogy in him.

What is the color of a mirror?
 
I'm sexy

So is rebel

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
No Tim, Rebel is pretty, get it right!! I love having a door held open for me too, thats nice. And spikey hair, I luuuuuuuurve spikey hair. And nice eyes and a good smile. I wish I had a sexy guy right now!

~ Today is the tomorrow you were dreaming of yesterday ~
 
haha! me too sar! when you come over here...we'll find some. that's degrading to say you'd 'do her'. it makes me cringe. but then again i'm not a guy, 'mister'.

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Yes, Harvey is definatly an 'ASS RAMMIN DICKHEAD' - Jibtech

 
Tans , muscules, dimples, dark hair light eyes...

red hair blue eyes... guys with built bodies in board shorts wakeboarding... accents...

pimped SUVs or working pick up truck...

sense of humour... well proportioned... hockey players...guys who buy drinks...(drink till hes cute)

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Aeden: well i could tell u that my mom is goin to be up there the 5th-8th but im not going too

.dave. says:

ha ha ha ha

.dave. says:

so the 5th thre the 8th eh?

.dave. says:

hmmm.

.dave. says:

just kidding!

.dave. says:

don't kill me aeden - I love you!
 
i dunno what you girls see in dimples....i fucking hate mine.

lets see, this is what i look for physically:

a nice ass (i'm an ass man, can't help it)

chest doesn't really matter as long as it's not too big to wear it's gross on the girl, yet there has to be something there to play with

i like nice faces, i like to look at a girl and just be proud of how she looks. sorry its the way i am.

now for the non physical stuff:

can't be dumb as shit, gotta be able to have an intellectual conversation. or at least she could help fill me in on shit i don't care about or know of.

gotta be a nice girl who's forgiving(can take a joke) and can just chill, i say shit sometimes as a joke...some people don't take it like that.

honestly, i jsut hate how people are, especially girls....seems that a phone call can make people mad....im more of the kid who doesn't give a shit, if im hanging out with a girl and shit happens, it happens....if things keep happening, well it looks like something might spark up, but whatever. they jsut gotta look good and not wanna fight a ton i s'pose.....we all hate drama queens

oh another thing, if a girl skis....she is instantly 10 times hotter in my book. unless she is insanely ugly.....then skiing can't even help that. and that sums it up. (i can't believe i wrote this all, bob marley helps time fly)

yo yo i be representing the motha fuckin' littleton crew

so what the fuck you pussies gonna do?

created free-stylers.com for my town

go view our shit, we're holdin' it down
 
dimples are pretty hot. It makes you melt when a guy smiles and his dimples show.

leaving today:( for a whole month. what'll I do w/o the ocean??
 
seth's list:

modesty

flannel pants

ability to make me laugh

a good smile

suprising me

being confident and knowing what they want

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
meh. I've got like one dimple... I guess I'm weird like that.

she's got to be chill and funny or at least likes to laugh at dumb stuff and yeah... that's about it.

I don't like girls that think that because they're entering university or college they instantly have an educated opinion about everything. If you don't know about something or you're not prepared to do anything about it. don't whine. I guess that goes back to being chill/real.

and skier and/or guitarist chicks are a mega plus.

-Mike

Mercer: drinking mans protein shake

Me: hahhhahahahaha

Mercer: sick ass

Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day

Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot

Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
 
i hate my fuckin' dimples... pissed me off when people point them out to me - i also find it anoying when chicks try to tickle me. don't ask me why.

a wet pussy has no face and a hard cock has no conscience
 
when my boyfriend rubs my back in public cuz he knows i have back problems and it feels sOOO good

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I'd do anything to get on Tanner....

That Mikael boy is a rather good skier....

'go huck yourself off a two foot cliff!!'

'Teacher! Lisa is trying to tip my Kayak over!!!' - ME.. at kayaking lessons
 
When we're out at a nice restauraunt and she climbs under the table and gives me a BJ over my pants.

We had a dog named Fritz, but he died. We cremated him and he's in a small box in the kitchen, in fact he's right behind me on a shelf next to a bronze apple award my mom won for volunteering at my grade school. I thinks its kinda creepy, but my mom doesn't have the heart to bury the little fellow. Fritz was a weiner dog, but one of the big hairy kinds, he smelled like cheese, somehow that was related to an ear infection that he got from my dad throwing him in our swimming pool. He was a good dog. Good dog Fritzy, good boy.
 
ok, this bullshit is killin me. Lets be honest.

here's whats sexy. Flawless tanned skin, blue eyes, blonde hair, as close to a six pack as it can get, and absolutely no hair anywhere except on their head and eyebrows, and most importantly knows how to move.

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'DUDE, don't fart on my bed!!!!' In response to me ripping ass on some random rock at the top of blackomb - Kye Peterson

www.jibculture.com
 
and no wierd lookin' shit like a huge nose on a small face or other shit like that...

a wet pussy has no face and a hard cock has no conscience
 
... or a big face on a little nose.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

-Dan

Try to keep clear from that hate and spite

So I keep my mind still, like the still of night

Now who in the world do you want to fight

It's against the system we should unite

 
let me see here..

well for one i like a nice bum...bum are my favorite...also i like long hair, none of this short hair spiked at the back shit...and well shaped eye browns are a turn on...dont even ask me why, i even think im wierd for that...um...also i hate extremly skinny girls like the girls that have nothing on them except skin....

um i like when a girl laughs at the same things i do...cause being the person i am i laugh at everything...i laugh harder at my own jokes than i do at anyone elses...um i like a girls that arnt all gossipy and shit i hate that cause the girls at my school always take about everyone and everything and backstab everyone...i hate it..so i like a girl that does do that...also i hate stuck up girls...i like the girls that are down to earth...

i could write all day but my fingers hurt

bye bye

Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew

The ill urban jibs is what we do
 
Down to earth is also key. I never go for girls that get all dressed up just to impress me. I know right away that girls liek that arent into the same things as me, so its stupid...

Why was the cookie crying?

Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?

Because he had a little boogy in him.

What is the color of a mirror?
 
i like walrus's they are sexy.

don't you guys hate it when you talk to a chick on the phone and she sounds real damn hot, but than when you meet her one day and you feel that it should be illigal for her to walk out in public without a leash? i was talkin' on the phone with this chick at my buddies house, than a bit ago i saw her and she looked as though she was hit in the face with a board made from an ugly tree and it just flattened her whole face... ya know that type? very disturbing.

i know this other chick who looks and sounds like a rat. i feel like punching her really hard in the face everytime i see her.

a wet pussy has no face and a hard cock has no conscience
 
Okay all the guys on this site are really letting me down.... NO ONE, not one person, has blurted out what is REALLY sexy.

Yes thats right, LESBIANS.

what's better than one smoking hot woman? Of course, TWO (if you are lucky, three or four) smoking hot women getting it on with each other.

Women of NS.com, direct your hate mail to: jibtechproductions@yahoo.com

hugs and kisses

this post was sponsored by the CCFYLC

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On the outside: Nice eyes (light blue/green eyes. They suck me in big time), nice straight hair. Nice body (I don't mind a bit of puppy fat, but when rolls start to appear... nah). Breasts I honestly couldn't care less about. Smile too. There's this one chick at my work who has the best smile I have ever seen. Melts me every time.

Inside: Laid back. I hate whingers. Winge on this winge on that. Can't stand them. If they can just take whatever life throws at them, thats cool.

Someone who is just generally happy and fun to be around, someone who I can talk to for hours (which is rare cause Im a pretty quiet guy).

Plus they have to be genuine. If there is one thing that turns me off the most, is those chicks who wear ass loads of makeup when they just do not need it. I mean for a special occasion, sure, go hard. But like every second day?

If you don't find a chick attractive in the morning when she gets out of bed, then you shouldn't be with her. (vise versa too)

Other things:

Smokers... BIG turn off. ugh.

Skiers...HUGE turn on.

Freeskiers...Even bigger turn on.

What gravity?
 
Joos melts, hahahahah!

Why was the cookie crying?

Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?

Because he had a little boogy in him.

What is the color of a mirror?
 
i like intelligence..because then i know we can have a good substantial conversation and to me, communication is everything.

it also helps if they're cute, ski, and have a rather good sized pee pee.
 
THIS IS WHAT SEXY IS!!!!!!!

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what i look for in a girl

-girls who can enjoy freeskiing with me

-a nice shaped body with great curves

-good front and backyard if ya know what i mean

-a girl who is not afraid to do something different and Krazy

-girls who enjoy emu riding just as much as me

now that is sexy
 
haha i love it. that's something that would happen to me. but ya always gotta point out if something's in the teeth. it's a rule
 
man, im all about burnettes. not big into blondes. that kinda emoish/rock look, love it! maybe a lip ring or something, money. nothin crazy thou, just enough to give her an edge, yah know? some nice curves, nice tight lil ass, small to medium tits, size really dont matter, as long as they have a nice shape and no gross nipples.

girls that are artsy, or write or somethin, but no to the point of bein some crazy bitch who does nothin but paint lol.

intelligence, huge turn on, open to and listens to a lot of music. i listen to everything under the sun sans country, and it bugs me when chicks (or anybody) bitch as soon as i put on some good indie hip hop, just cause its rap

lets see, oh yea, the eyebrow thing, soo true. last girl was all bout that, and ever since, bushy untrimmed eyebrows are a big no no. they just make a girl look sooo damn sexy. again, fuck makeup and all that crap.
 
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