Potentially entertaining story of the day to entertain you part 1:
Today while sitting in the office...
I should set the mood a little bit here. So our office, the Schuss office, is a medium sized room with a long rectangular table in the middle of it. There's a ring of things surrounding this table. These things consist of office things like computers, phones, cash registers, mice, etc. A bunch of us college kids hangout in the office doing homework and shooting the shit everyday. This is a rather normal day in "the office."
Okay so we're sitting in the office, and this kid eric, whom I have worked with for a couple years now, is playing with the phone. I don't know if I used whom correctly, whatever, not important. Turns out, homeboy dialed 911, but didn't hit call so he doesn't say anything, him and a couple friends go to the cybrary to print some things.
A few minutes after they leave, WE GOT A SQUAD OF CAMPUS OFFICERS IN THE OFFICE ALL WORRIED AND SHIT. At this point we have no idea that eric typed in 911 in the phone so we're all lookin at each other like there's an active shooter somewhere and we gotta run to the nearest post office or some shit.
We get questioned one by one and no one knows a single thing, till the last, our friend Josh. Josh tells them there was a crowd of people in the telephone area but they had gone to run errands.
They gather around the telephone and determine the call wasn't placed, but that doesn't matter, it still calls and it's a very serious matter. They demand a name, and they REPEAT that they are in big trouble. We honestly can't give a name, so they can't give any consequences and told us if we find out who it was "to give them lifetime shit about it and fire them."
MORAL OF THE STORY: DON'T EVEN GO AS FAR AS DIAL 911 BECAUSE YOU WILL GET A LIFETIME OF SHIT AND FIRED.
/badstory
UGH
I'm sure it will get better though
