What to do with 503 golf balls?

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i was golfing with my brother and my friend. on the 9th hole there was a river in between the fairway and green. for some reason, i crossed the river and long story short we all ended up with a total of 503 balls.

so now we just need to figure out something to do with them. ideas?
 
yea my buddy rolled a couple hundred golf balls down a hill once, it fucked up a bunch of cars and houses. It started off as a good thought but he didn't bother to think where it might end...
 
1: acquire giant slingshot

2: fire said gold balls at traffic using said slingshot

3: ????????

4: Profit
 
I go out and drive them sometimes and don't pick them up. I used to sell them.

But i live on a golf course, so no shortage of golf balls. Never have to buy any again.

Water balloon launchers are fun. You could shoot like 10 from outside of a town and then get out of there. Throw them at people.

Sell them on ebay?

make art?

bring your own to a driving range

dump them down a big hill in a really crowded area

fill somebodies locker with them

fill someones car with them

eat them

thats all i got right now
 
dude, zach if your in anchorage come out to pt. warnzoff with us and hit em off the bluff. we've been doing it all summer pretty much
 
yeah we are definetaly gonna do this with at least a few of them. my brother has been doing it at lyn ary also
 
if you have a huge stair case at your school on the first day bring the box it. and when every one is trying to find there new classes BAM! let them loose from the top floor.
 
You could definitely make some money off this. I know a few people who's actual career is to scuba dive, get used golf balls, and sell them. A sleeve of 3 titlist Pro V 1's can run for $18, so if you sell them for $1-$2 per ball you can make some serious bank because the demand is so high. You often see buckets in pro shops that have used golf balls for a buck or two and that is where the money is made!
 
The other day i sliced a golf ball into this lady's yard and she came out and yelled at me. Do people who live on golf courses really get upset about that? You'd think it would be expected.
 
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travel around the world and write ns on the ball and leave the balls in different places to see if nsers can find them
 
hahahh wat?? no u would have like 100 bucks and 60 centsanyways use the nicer ones when u go play gold again when i find balls in just hit em in lakes or oceans if there shit and i keep the good ones
 
Hahahaha I thought it said "fucked up a bunch of cars and horses".

Anyway, build a golf ball cannon, similar to a potato cannon, but get pvc pipe that a golf ball would fit in. Or the slingshot idea and shoot those suckers into the water.
 
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definitely build a normal canon, and use toilet paper to get a tight seal so you can have "golf ball grape shot." it will destroy everything.
 
Go collect a bunch more, then late at night with a group of friend go from house to house in your neighbor hood and place one in front of as houses as possible. Then have 3 or 4 buddies call the local news and report to them that magically over night everyone on their block woke up to find a golf ball in front of their door and see if you make the news.

Now that I think about it it sounds like a lot of work...
 
sell

see if u can use them like turf and ski down them

make a suit of golf balls

make a gun that can shoot them

say there jawbreakers and sell them to little kids
 
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