What to do with 503 golf balls?

this one is great....or you could drive down the highway and throw them all out of the car. it is a waste of golf balls but it would be awesome
 
see if you can make them into golf bombs. try to hollow out the center, and load it with explosive things, gunpowder and what not, not really sure what goes into making a bomb. Then take the idea of a golf ball cannon and FIRE ZE MISSILES.
 
sign them with arnold palmer, jack nicklaus, tiger woods, bobby jones, and walter hagan's autographs and sell them.
 
YES. my friend and i did this for hours. He found a couple hundred and we just kept fedding them to the batter from the side and hit em in the woods. So much more fun than actually hitting them with clubs.

This or hit them in the ocean
 
Apparently. IIdk, people are dumb. I've had people hit the balls right past me on the trampoline and shit before.

This one day I was surfing the intrawebs bored. Home alone, all of the sudden I heard a crash, and glass fly's down all over me. I thought that lightning struck the house.

Somebody shanked a ball into the window not far from my head.

So that shit I get pissed about because windows cost money. But can be replaced, so fuck it. But if somebody get's bent that you hit a ball in her yard? Kill her
 
I would be like, "BITCH YOU LIVE ON A FUCKING GOLF COURSE!!!! THERE IS NO CONTRACT THAT SAYS I HAVE TO HIT IT STRAIGHT!!!!"
 
more ideas. def gonna hit into ocean with clubs and bats. possibly could sell them. +k for creative answers?
 
Ok, here's what you do. You get a big board (big enough to fit your body), and a big piece of wood (big enough to stop 503 golf balls from rolling down a hill).

Find a steep-ass hill.

Put said board on top of said 503 golf balls. Make sure golf balls are being stopped by big piece of wood.

Jump on board. While this is happening, have a buddy pull away the piece of wood.

Best. Day. Ever.
 
im really liking the roll them all down a really steep busy road idea, u can bike down behind them so you get to witness the carnage, i have the perfect hill in mind
 
holy shit that could be destructive and you wouldnt even see what ur fucking up 10th story balcony plus thaat you sould end uo with a manslaughter charge haha
 
zach is this an exaggeration at all? and hit them with metal bat. goes way farther and way funner. anyways i'll buy them if they actually have 503 of them hah
 
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I liked the fill up someones locker with them idea.

That car prank video is hilarious! (That's more like 10,000 golf balls)
 
SELL THEM

we were at a super rich golf course, collected 250+ balls, took em to this big charity event they were having that same night and sold all of them, made $160. do it.
 
put them in the principles office when school starts or some official like that... it will slow down the day in good fashion.
 
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