What makes girls horny

hey, does your earlobe wanna play pingpong with me?

To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
 
who cares about dlocs confessions. thats only gonna make the gay guys horny and i aint gay so i wanna hear your dirty confessions about having a cock in your ass....................if you dont mind of course :)

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
No, not at all Stef. So the first time was in highschool when.... oh wait... you were talking about Katesd weren't you. Right. Nevermind.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
Say I have a huge cock in a sentence randomly, for example hows it going, oh by the way I have a huge cock. Works everytime I live by those words!

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

Jcrew Represent!
 
^hahahha

*bump* this thread owns

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oly shit!! you can actually do that?!! is that legal?!-Apple on mailorder brides

^and who told you that the liberties are far superior to pe's? that's a pretty bold statement asshat.
 
is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio?

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
It's considered a talent!

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
someboady once asked me "if you have have a twin, and you have sex with him, is that incest or masturbation?". i dont remeber my reply, but i think it involved the fact that i hated him, and hoped he died.

 
i believe i made a post a long time ago about the twin and incest shit

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
^haha

To love the times we have
To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
 
I think we need all the NS girls to reply to this not just 3-4 .... that way we get a variety of girls confessions..

then again if the girls tell all secrets they wont have anything to hide... so i dont know if theyll give away the G spot secrets...

 
^pretty much what all the girls have said except the earlobe thing...that's weird. but i'm really ticklish so it's really hard to contain myself when guys touch my tummy and stuff hahah

*Laura*

trevorwoulddo...-But it makes perfect sense, one american dollar up here is like... an escalade with 24 inch rims and strippers on the roof.

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the n
 
Why dont girls answer, I am never going to get a real human girlfriend without a little online guidance. Please answer, hot girls only though. No fatties.

 
^dumbass.....anyways. yeah kissing the ear is hot

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
haha, actually I'm quite the opposite of fat. but anyway, we HAVE answered plenty, so what are you whining about?

-katie
 
Thanks, I wouldn't say freakishly thin, Im a bit underweight... But as far as the thread goes... I did my part. So you're welcome, on behalf of all girls who posted in this thread.

-katie
 
So any NS girls want to let me find out? It would not only make a 18 year old computer nerd happpy as fuck, but also contribute to community service hours.

 
i know chicks fucking dig me cause i'm excellent at dance dance revolution. i can't keep them off me when i get my DDR groove on.

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"Thou who shalt drinketh of the diet dr pepper shall be dammed to hell for eternity to be raped in the postierier by large saudering irons"-1080chubs

TEAM PIZZA!
 
jesus, katesd just picks fights with all the guys on here, even when they didn't diss on her in the first place. some serious doctor laura female supremacy vibe in here.

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"Thou who shalt drinketh of the diet dr pepper shall be dammed to hell for eternity to be raped in the postierier by large saudering irons"-1080chubs

TEAM PIZZA!
 
^ sarcasm is the way to go on NS. if these children take you too seriously, fuck em. i don't mean, literally fuck em. ok, don't fuck em then. just say to hell with them.

i'm tired

i love apple, lanks, skibum_, lucyford, dfresh, d-rocket, cko, nopoles, gustle, spokaneskier, melvs, caden, freeskigrl24, mikee, wrightgirl, missy, jessbuff, seanpistol, doc.dre, dynstrtm, Spyderxtra789, schweitzerski, hey_cutie, almostaskiier, katesd, lateralis, eastcoastpride, ekunz, *jay*, t-schill, *pinkgrinder*, J.D._May, shorty_t, jib_tech, niwanyshyn, ever_murky, nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): )):): :):))): :) :))
 
Yes... I agree. so many guys act the same way on NS, sarcastic, picking silly fights. I'm obviously joking.. well maybe not obviously, but I guess you have to know my humour. Lateralis picks the same kinda fights with me as I pick with him and others, but no one's accused him of any male supremacy.

-katie
 
stokeing motions up the body

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and breakfast cereals and...
 
^^ sure I do, mine's broken anyways half the numbers don't show up properly. how much do you want for it?

-katie
 
lateralis

duh.

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This is the llama. I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive. 500 colonuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box.

I'll be the hiena, you'll see.

-llama

 
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