What makes girls horny

how bout: 1.massage

2.kissing

3. boobs (add #2)

4. off with rest of clothes

5.MR.BANGTASTIC

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money and in highschool, popularity....sry but its true

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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles

rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
 
Haha, dude. It's not "money," it's "security." Sounds so much less shallow that way.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
That's not to say that guys shallow. I've avoided girls because they weren't good looking.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
^ Just from reading his post, I got a massive hard-on, so yes I would say he makes everyone horny.

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I found out last ngiht that if your name starts with a J, girls will be all over you

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW
 
^ hahah. i must sayyyy. ive never been with a guy .. or been interested in a guy with a name that started with a J

 
^That would imply that you're not interested in me, and both you and I know that that's just not true.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
the neck and upper shoulder, just above the clavicle, is a good place to start.

ill tell you what does NOT work: sucking a girls finger. my retarded friend tried this once and she laughed in his face then told everyone about it. what a bitch. he claimed he saw it on the tv show Sexual Secrets

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P.O.W.D.E.R.

Playas Of Winter Downhill Expert Riders
 
my tounge inside of her vagina. duh

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
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They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

~my english teacher wanted to flunk mein junior high,by the time im finished ill be 35, i smacked him in the face with an erasor,chased him with a stapler, and told him to change the grade on the flipin paper~ BRAD RAD*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
the key to turning any girl on is proper use of fingers, lips, and tongues in the right places

its as simple as that

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Just shut up and ski.
 
Thread should have ended right here.

Some girls really like getting their ears nibbled on too but not all, and if you push your thumbs into that soft spot on the inside of their hip bones that gets most of them as well. Also that knee tickle thing where you act like you break an egg over it, if you are good at that. Tickling generally goes down well.

Also fear, or feeling skanky. Again depending on the girl.

But mostly alcohol.
 
god i miss him sooooo much...that whole controversy really hit its climax around the time i started my first username
he was such a legend, i wonder what happened
 
hahahaha please tell me you did not get helen keller and anne frank confused...ahahahahahahahhaha

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if keller were alive she'd be facepalming you too.
 
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