What is your dumbest fall

Chompo.

Chompo.

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So me and a few friends were in a hotel room the other night. In the room there were two beds were about four feet apart and on either side of the bed there was about a foot of space then wall. So later that night my friend bet me i couldnt do a flip from bed to bed with him in the middle. I did the flip, cleared my friend, but cleared the landing bed as well. So i basically went straight to wall and got a bad bloody nose. Now this is all on our Chicago School trip where the security gaurd that was in the hall reported us for excessive noise (from me hitting the wall) and now im stuck in the front of the bus as my punishment for being excessively loud. FUCK
So ns what is your stupidest fall?
 
pahahah... this happened to me after afterbanging the shit out of a shifty 1 on the baby park jump at breck while they were grooming the medium park... I felt so fucking stupid.
 
at a fellow ns'rs old apartment on the second floor there was a way to jump from his balcony to a one story parking garage...i make the jump pee over the power lines and when i decide to climb back up the side, the banister breaks and i fell to the pavement
 
saw a girl from my school i dont like, but she always tries to talk to me. i skied away super fast before she could get the chance, then did a nollie 180 over a little roll, and caught an edge when i landed. my tailbone hurt for weeks.
 
Oh yeah I just remembered another one, when I was spring skiing I nollied off a roller and my tips went under the slush and I flew forward
 
A couple months ago when my mountain was closing I decided to try skiing for the first time. My first run I was going a little too fast and decided to pizza...bad idea. My left tip got caught under the slush and I went the other way. Broke my ankle in two places and haven't been able to do anything that athletic since.
 
doing weights when drunk. It was on 90kg and i wanted to move it down to 60 so i just took all the weights off one side when they were still on the stand. Obviously it swung up and unfortunatly it hit me in the eye taking half of my elelid off and a huge black eye
 
ok this one starts on the lift. i was sking with some friends and i talking to my friendss about my new coreupts ( only used them 3 times) and how i loved them. i was showing how flexy they were and pulledd my tip back and he said the they wer going to split any second. first rail i stomped the trick and they split ( like so -> --===---- ) i was riding back down to the lodge. swaped from switch to normal the gap filled with snow, caught an edge, smashed facefirst into the up part of a hug drop for a 22' pipe.
 
Standing in line for a lift and was distracted enough to not see this small pole holding up the fence separating lines. Started skiing forward, caught the pole and bit it in the middle of the line knocking down an older gentlemen in front of me.
 
Skiing in the trees 2 years ago in quebec, I got first chair behind the patrol on a sick powder day so i was skiing super fast to get as many runs in. I somehow missed a huge tree branch infront of me and closelined myself on the forehead, i woulda split my head for sure if i wasnt wearing my bucket. had whiplash from that the rest of the trip so that was balls.
 
I stomped the cleanest switch 5 ill ever do in my life and while i was riding away one of my poles dug into the snow in front of me. The pole smashed me in the chest broke and i tumbled to the ground quite humbled.
 
im sure this has happened to almost everybody. You are just waiting in the lift line, then all of a sudden you are off balance and fall mid lift line with like 50 people around you and somehow end up with your skis tied in a knot that is like impossible to get out of
 
gotta revise mine:
sideslipping down to dropin for halfpipe, stopped, put my poles in the ground, started to slip again by mistake. got tripped by my pole, slid thru corn snow (you cant stop yourself, no matter how hard you try) right into a whole group of guys, who just looked at me like i was retarded.
 
First day of the season this year, I had basically forgotten how to skate, fell over about 20 times trying to get to a lift line about 40 feet away. Felt soooo dumb.
 
I was teaching like 12 kids between ages 7-10 how to ski on a green slope and was doing my favorite exercise to teach kids the difference from their edges to the flats of their skis and how/when to move your weight around. It was that spinny thing you can on snow (dont' know the name for it) where you spin around in circles. you know, when you spin on the snow and can get going so fast you get dizzy when you stop? well i was showing off for the kids, got spinning pretty fast, and caught an edge super hard, hit my head first and has whip last for a week.
 
zero shifty on a 10 foot table fucking around.
caught my edge on the lip, landed weird, partially tore my LCL and meniscus, not so stoked lol

 
bombing switch on a freshly groomed run, lil' zero spins off the rollers, had everyone amazed, i was so damn stoked on how awesome it was, when i got like 30 feet from the liftline, then i fell really hard on the revert. it was so emberassing
 
carving in to do a corked 3 when it was supppper slush and as i was starting to go up the lip of the jump i caught the inside edge of my ski and went face first into the lip of the jump. I had to then ski down the jump and go around it with prob 30 ppl watch, shit sucked
 
hauled ass down a run, and took it to the parking lot. Too bad it was spring and there was about a foot of mashed potatoes right before the parking lot and the end of the snow. Went head over heals and broke my pole in half after impaling(not really, but you can imagine) my stomach on it. I hobbled around hunched over for about a week.
 
One of mine happened on a super slushy day in the park. I'm riding down to the J-Bar after hitting the one rail in our park, and I'm like 'Oh, let's do a nollie!!'. So I do the nollie and try to pop really hard off my noses completely forgetting that the snow is superrr slushy. So, my noses go straight into the ground and i faceplant. Jacked up my thumb kinda bad but my self esteem suffered the most.

Second one i was just coming down the slope going pretty fast, feeling like a pro, and i see our Nastar race start which is basically a complete drop off with two wood posts as a gate. Of course, i decided to jump through the wood gate. Right when i get to the start of the race start, with grass on one side and the race shack on the other, i realize that there's a rope going across the gate. So, I decided just to run into it and it straight stopped me, didn't give at all. Didn't do much but bruise my knees realllllll bad, and break the skin through my pants. Again my self esteem suffered most.
 
slating, about to enter the lift line, push big and wide, and catch my nose on the silver metal fence. ate shit.

non-skiing: stepped on a sea urchin while surfing in Hawaii.
 
Falling over while standing still. Just standing around, chatting to some people, over balancing, catching an edge, and being unable to recover, ending up falling downhill
 
first day ever skiing at whistler.. was with boarder mates.. tried to show off and get onto a big nosepress.. forgot that my Dins were waaaayyyyy too low... Double eject to face plant.. fresh off the lift on my first run... BALLLLLINNN
 
I was jibbing over this rock and i did a 540 tap (my friend and I had been trying for awhile) when i landed i was so stoked that i finally landed the trick that i was oblivious to the fact that there was a tree behind me. I hit this tree going really fast, i couldn't walk normally for over a week.
 
i was riding switch over the roller/knuckle on the side of a jump. i lost my balance and caught an edge so that my tails went straight into the kicker of the jump that was next to me. i thought i heard a pop from my skis, and the next time skiing the tail snapped. i felt like a retard
 
just messing around on a box- came in switch tips barely caught the box- fucking pole vaulted me right onto my back on the box- shit hurt pretty bad-video soon
 
first run of the day and nothing was open except 3 pipe rails that i had hit millions of times. lost my balance on the rail and instead of trying to not save my self from falling i purposely fell. landed on the hardest snow in the world right on my shoulder and ended up separating my ac joint. fml. then i had to drive home with 1 hand and a stick shift. what a gay way to end a ski season.
 
i took my friend skiing for the first time in his life and he was doing pretty well. most of the day i stayed behind him watching except for this one run. i took off and i looked behind me for not even a second to see how he was doing. next thing i know i got fuckin clothes-lined by a rope that wasnt there last run. like it was just a thin black rope across a trail at night with no additional signs or anything to warn you. i still have the 2" long scar on my cheek
 
i rode a razor scooter off a curb and the bottom got caught on the edge of it then i smashed into a parked car... broke 3 fingers.
 
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