What is your dumbest fall

did a hippie killer on a little rail in the baby park afterbanging really hard trying to act cool not paying attention going switch flipped over some dumb ass snowboarder sitting down in the middle of the landing he then tried to fight me until his dad came over and told him to stop i lol'd
 
going really fast down a mogul line and catching an edge on the last mogul before the jump... faceplanted the jump and my momentum kept me going and i did sort of a front flip, but more like a front fail right onto the part of the knoll where the landing begins and starts to go downhill from flat after the jump, where it is super icy. most epic fail way to wind yourself
 
tried to disaster a really high off the ground flat down box, hit the knuckle/kink and lost both my skis, winded myself, the whole nine yards.
 
so basically i had cancer

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and my first time skiing after that i did a 3 off a hip and stomped it but i was so weak i couldnt stand back up so i was all the way backseat sitting on my skis and i had to basically roll over to stop...pretty embarassing
 
Tried to jump off a roof, onto a trampoline, into a pool. Actually ended up clearing the pool and almost landing it, but then scraping my face. Good times.
 
fucking shit, leukemia sucks. my mom had it, and today i was collecting empty beer bottles and using the money to donate to research towards leukemia and lymphona. i think we raised about 1400$ today, hopefully more tomorrow.glad to see you are back on your skis at least
 
op, i gotta ask....how old are you? That story reminded me of shit i did about 10 years ago.

i've got too many awful fails. like everyone i've got the liftline twist where you just lose it and bring down ropes, people, everything.

my favorite has to be one time at the end of the day, i was absolutely bombing down a nice easy run, going switch. Passed some little kid and he looked absolutely shocked, so i gave him a little wave. Then about 30 seconds later i woke up on my back, about 200ft down the trail, stripped of skis, gloves, poles, goggles. I have absolutely no idea what happened, i must've caught an edge or something, but i went down HARD.
 
This happened years ago, but it was still funny. This was back in the day of straight skiing onto the box haha, but my mountain made the shittiest flat box where the coping was like half an inch higher than the plastic, and there was a bur on the end on the coping going the width. Well me and my straight slide went right into that bur, stopping me, and i basically did a somersault off the box haha.

This year, I had one that was dumb as shit. I was just skiing down the park, and there was a small pile of snow that had just recently been blown, so I was like hockey stopping on it and I have no idea how I caught an edge, but I face planted at like mach 34 into the ground, and jammed my thumb real bad.
 
Let's see...I have a few stupid falls. Last year, the park was closed at my hill for the day because they were grooming it for some competition, so me and a couple snowboard friends were bombing down some groomers. I was in the lead and popped around to switch to taunt them...and I slammed right into a fence. I'm also guilty of doing the nollie to tip catch faceplant on a roller.
 
I went to nollie off a little bump and one of my skis tips caught and that sent me all sprawling in the air. i landed with one ski on and was still riding away but hen i fell on purpose cause i needed to stop t get my ski.

 
Tripping when I was kissing a girl so I hitted her right in the nose. The most embaressing one was at school, when I fell down the stairs in the cafeteria with 1200 students watching.

And once I was hit by a car while going down a hill on a bike without breaks.

And another time I was doing a speech in class and I sneezed so I hitted my head on the teacher desk and I passed out.

Another time I fell out the bus while standing in the door because my backpack was so heavy.

I could go on forever about dumb stories off tripping and falling.

But I think my dumbest fall must have been this winter, while skiing, and I was doing a 3 meter drop from a cliff, and I thought the landing was good but it was just flat ground there, so I whiplasshed my face right into a rock. Broke my nose and got a cuncusion.
 
you are very spastic

i was walking behind someone once between classes and she tripped over something and i was laughing so hard i tripped over the same thing and fell on my face
 
me and my buddies are at a friends house and are heading home to change before we go downtown.

on the way back they stop to take a piss behind a tree. one of them left their whiskey just sitting on the sidewalk, so naturally, as a joke i take it and take off.

but as soon as i start running down the driveway i slip so hard and fall right on my ass. probably the biggest fail of my life.

the only positive thing is that the driveway IS actually super slippery and you slide even when its not raining. it has since been named the "slippery slope" and my fail gets pointed out everytime we walk past it
 
shredded a line in chile in front of a bunch of people watching and at the end i was stopping and i hit a little bump and ate shit
 
I just fell down the stairs about 2 hours ago. No big, cuz I afterbanged it out when I got to the bottom. It was more of a trip but if I was at the top of the stairs, bad shit would have happened.
 
360'd on a relatively small jump, then double ejected. Then one of my skis got ran over by at least 4 people
 
last night, drunk bombing hills on my skate after a party and it started to rain, took a corner a little fast, slid till my wheels hung up and feel straight back. My wrist is now very very sore and I have road rash on my back and elbow. And I'm freshly out of a cast from my other wrist being broken, thank god i didn't fall on that.
 
march in mammoth is also known as monarch march in that the place gets overwhelmed by monarch butterflies.
Anyway, I was finally starting to get boxes down and right as I was getting onto it i noticed a peaceful butterfly resting on said box. Totally tried to bail and ended up straining a muscle in my leg soooo bad. What made it worse is that it was part of the bikini run and I was in a bikini and got some serious road/box rash down my arm. At least it was hilarious at the time.
Oh the things i do under the influence of alcohol.
 
was walking backwards and tripped over one of my friends soccer bags. played in a game right after. slep on it overnight and woke to find my foot purple, figured out it was broken
 
I was sliding this box at my home mountain, I got to the end of the box and just flew off the end and landed on my side. I look uphill and there's this piece of plastic next to my skis and a hole in the box. Abstract: I broke the box
 
so i was walking through my garage and its pitch black, and walking around and i cant see shit then i trip over the recycling bin and i fall hitting my head on the deck of the lawnmower, i was out for at least a minute.
 
I was at the Salt Lake City International Airport eating some flame ass mexican food when i had to take a shit. I wasn't paying attention at all when i went to the bathroom, I just walked right in and went to the stall. When i came out, I looked around and saw a bunch of guys that had long hair and looked like women. They were all looking at me. I kept walking until i realized there were no urinals. I was in the fucking womens bathroom i tweaked out
 
when i was like 10 at whistler i was skiing super fast because there was a bunch of flat in front of us so we needed speed i got to the flat part and was fine and then suddenly i just went down and did a face plant. almost broke my nose
 
i also got hit in the back by a lift. its a really old two seater at manning park and i was too close to the edge. i almost got hit in the back of the head by it because they took a while to stop it
 
Practicing flat 3's at Nakiska (super shitty mountain w/ no park) and caught an edge. I bruised my tailbone and it hurt to sit, stand or walk for a month and a half.
 
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