woah, I know this is totally ridiculous, but what if you fucked a pregnant bitch and had an absurdly long skinny dick and it got all up inside her uterus and she was pregnant with a baby girl and your dick slipped into the baby's vag? Is that a threesome? What if you hit the mouth, head and secks at the same time? or the butt? or what if it was a baby boy? does that make you gay?
I'm too high and sleep deprived.