What is the worst thing a girl could say to a guy?

Unrelated but related.

If you fuck a chick that's pregnant and bump it with the baby, is that considered child rape?
 
depends on how long she's been pregnant for, if its past the point of legal abortions and is a human than id think its rape, if you fuck er before then though then the fetus is probably still considered part of her so your all good
 
Word. I like the feeling when the tip of my dick rubs up against the baby. That's the next level rush I had been chasing. You sort of wonder, was that it's foot? It's mouth? It's ass?

It adds to the mystery and the pleasure.
 
They don't need an ultrasound to tell them whether it's a boy or a girl. I'll stick my dick up there take a look. I like to live the old fashioned way. I thin that's how god would approach it
 
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woah, I know this is totally ridiculous, but what if you fucked a pregnant bitch and had an absurdly long skinny dick and it got all up inside her uterus and she was pregnant with a baby girl and your dick slipped into the baby's vag? Is that a threesome? What if you hit the mouth, head and secks at the same time? or the butt? or what if it was a baby boy? does that make you gay?

I'm too high and sleep deprived.
 
"i just pooped"

It was horrible because I trusted this girl. As soon as she told me I could tell she was lying to me. Everyone knows girls don't poop.
 
Post BJ, "How come you never noticed me before"?

Ex girlfriend tells me that she is now in a committed relationship with another women. She tells me that her new significant other reminds her of me?!?!?!?!
 
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