What Have You Invented?

When I'm Bored, I make shit. I've made quite a few rube goldberg machines, my favorite one was a machine that started by putting a weight in a cup near my bed, and after like 40 seconds of madness, it turned off my light. Best way to go to sleep ever.

I also rather enjoy making small weapons (read: things that shoot stuff across my room) from the things on my desk. It's a good game, actually: sit down at your desk, and, confining yourself to the materials on your desk, se how far you can launch a Lego man's head, or just a bb.

Hands Down my best invention was when I was 11, I would cut off the neck of a ballon, and stretch it around an empty scotch tape roll. Then I'd wrap a bit of electrical tape around it to hold the ballon in place, and use it to shoot dried berries(for a painful hit) or fresh red berries(for a painful and bloodied/looking mark). My friends and I had wars that lasted hours, it was like an airsoft war but with unlimited ammo because the bushes were everywhere.

Everybody made their own "guns" at first, but my design won out in the end as people decided that my hits looked more painful than theirs.
 
Except I am not talking about a tablet and an ipad is far from a normal laptop. I'm talking about a standard old laptop, not a tablet, which has a touch screen, keyboard, and everything else that a laptop has, but no mouse because it is useless with a touch screen.
 
They already have a car that can parallel park itself. I know someone who has one, although it doesnt drive sideways...that would be a lot better.
 
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Not really tough...
i'm probably not a genius like the inventor of this marvel !
 
They already have Gatorade chapstick. It sells at a store in a mall store for 12 year old girls called "Claires." They have like, Nesquick, Hershys, Nerds, Pepsi, and I couldnt find a picture of Gatorade but heres the snapple one
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Story: I went to my home mountain on opening day and they had these things. I was pretty stoked since i saw the thread on NS a while back. I tried to find the thread and bump it but i couldnt find it. They're so fucking useful its awesome.

Who else saw them at their mountain?
 
You ever heard of afterbang? Nah, I haven't invented anything that other people would like but I like what i've done when i'm bored
 
I invented the bandsaw safe glove. which is a way cheaper solution to that bandsaw that shuts itself off when introduces to human electric current
 
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