What Have You Invented?

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i invented underwear that ALSO has a flap on the ass to wear in combination with ass flapped pantoles so you can properly get your deuce on.
 
guys i swear i invented this thing where everyone in the world can go on their computers and share ideas and other cool stuff. its really new and very inventive. i call it the internet

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but me and my brother invented this sport which stakes a lacrosse stick next to a tennis racket, and the game is football and hockey rules combined. I can't remember exactly how it went, but it was intense.
 
heated pole grips
heated safety bars on chairlifts, so when you get cold hands on the lift, just grab the bar
 
yeah this whole tritone death chord is confusing me. if you have 6 tritone pairs you have 12 keys which would be every key. you are not being very clear, please explain
 
carbonated liquor, because nothing sucks worse than pouring two shots of whiskey into your coke and then watching it go flat in a matter of seconds. Carbonation removes this problem, and your coke stays fresher than ever

look out for my shit in stores in late may
 
worst idea ever, carbonation is bad for you, why would you want more of something your body exhales... drink whiskey on the rocks like a man, and if i see it in stores in a few weeks i will consider you unwise in investment choices
 
brother they used to make bite sized pop tarts, me and my friends used to eat that shit all the time at soccer practice. they were fucking great too from what i remember

but gatorade flavored chapstick?? you were in the fucking zone when you thought of that
 
cook up some hashbrowns, maybe some veg, some bacon
crack three eggs in that pan, scramble them while they cook
eggs on hash, basic, delicious
 
This, or how bout skis that can change flex like how you can alter the stiffness of suspension on some bikes
 
Already sort off exists with the Vokl Tigershark with powerswitch, it allowes you to alter the flex of the ski using a knob on the tail. Now they only need to make it in twintip form.

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lets say you cluster the tritones in a diattonic way, keeping in mind we keep this in the phrygian mode just to fuck with people. then we layer homologous augmented fourths over it all, and some diminished sevenths. then you play a dissonant melody (in the phrygian mode WITHOUT and augmented or diminished notes)with a simple, consistant rhythm and a countermelody where all the tones are exactly off beat but still consistant and raise each tone a third above.

no big deal, im pretty much baytoven. and moat's art.
 
You win. But why wouldn't you put it in two different time signatures? I mean, you could have the rhythm in 7/8 for example, and the countermelody in 3/8. Would be really awkward, not to mention that you could use triplet sixteenths in the 3/8. And you could even put it in different tempos! Wouldn't want to have to listen to that. But if you were going to all that effort you might as well throw a couple forks in a piano and make it a John Cage sonata.
I would say you're more of a Chai Covsky... Too non-linear for moat's art. Baytoven might be accurate though.
 
that really gets your vote for worst idea ever? I'm deeply insulted

and most of the time i do drink whiskey straight, but on the occasion that i desire a mixed drink, flat coke pisses me off
 
I invented Top Ramen Delight*. Not so much an invention as it is a recipe.

First, sautee some chicken (or beef, or shrimp, or tuna fish if you're broke) peppers (green and red bell peppers are my fav), snap peas, mushrooms, whatever you like, with olive oil and a good teriyaki sauce.

Next, cook up some oriental top ramen, as directed on package. Drain all broth.

Stir the meat and veggies in with the ramen.

Have two or three scrambled eggs waiting for you in a bowl (not yet cooked). Pour them over your concoction, and stir it really, really well.

Cook that up nicely until the its not runny from the eggs. Add more teriyaki sauce and Tapatio to flavor. SOOOOOO GOOD!

*poor man's pad thai.

 
Im fixing up my wallet right now.

I'm sewing the "bill pocket" into two parts: one for folded up bills, and one side equipped with magnets that can hold change and make sure it doesn't fall out (this is a reoccurring problem for me). I will call it: Wallet X: Prestige Edition.
 
Mac'n steeze: best recipe ever
first, cook up some of your Kraft Dinner, pick your favourite kind. i recommend just going with the OG original style. when done cooking, let chill until room temperature.
Heres where it gets complicated, FOLLOW CLOSELY:go outside, pour it all over your jump or rail landings. add afterbang to taste.
now when you wipe out badly, you wont just eat shit. you'll eat TASTY shit.
 
hahahahhahahah i dont know why thats so funny but it is

also when i was like 5 i invented the "actual cutter" where you put a knife in between the pointy things of a fork and move it up and down... i dont know why but i just called it the actual cutter
 
in elementary school i would always get 2 juice boxes with the attached straw..

i would connect one straw between juice boxes and one to drink out of, and it fucking worked

the drinking machine i called it.
 
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