What Do You Read When You Take A Shit

[saucybiscuits]

Post What You Read When Your On The Pot.

i'll Start:

Calvin And Hobbes

 

[StanMcStanson]

any magazine in the room

 

[ilikeplants]

i read the thread that was already made on this

 

[mike_e]

skiing magazine cause its in my bathroom freeskiers to good for the bathroom

 

[BusyJohnSohn]

freeskier, the hockey news, sports illustrated

 

[AMG.]

Freeskier

 

[[]Soul_Steeze[]]

at home - freeskier or oprahs mag

public restroom - all the random numbers and shit on the wall and "derek is gay" or "mike is a fag" or "call 834-345-5764 for the best sex ever" then i usually add my little newschoolers.com tag lol

 

[doublexl]

nothing. i usually mash a quick bowl or bump tunes.

 

[freestyler540]

Zit or discovery

 

[00000000]

Freeskier, and then I wipe my ass with it.

 

[steezyjibber]

i look at the floor

 

[Rocceral]

usually i'm in and out, but one time i did happen to thumb through stuff magazine. there was this sweet article on this watch with a 1.5 inch screen in it. The punch line read: "although having a 1.5 inch screen on your wrist isn't very practical, having the ability to watch jaws or anal asians 14 on your watch is still pretty effing cool"

 

[[]Soul_Steeze[]]

no man, them pages are too glossy...

none of yo shit will stick to the paper

 

[ButteredToast.]

Shampoo Bottles.

 

[Ebanforpeace]

Simpsons comics...But beware..occasionally you will get really into one and forget your still on the pot..your ass will get pretty sore once you realize how long you've been sitting there.

 

[[]Soul_Steeze[]]

oh, and thats such a disgrace!!

how could you use FREESKIER, of all magazines to wipe your ass with?

thats like lookin out your window at 2 feet of fresh and sayin "I've had better, I think im gonna go watch tv instead" haha

 

[freezed]

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. It's the best.

 

[Mezmerize19]

the labels of whatever is around me. I always need to read something

 

[[~_~]]

Read? I thought everybody combed their pubes on the terlet?

 

[connoroh]

^ ha

i play tetris. or block breaker. i run your show at blockbreaker

 

[00000000]

cause freeskier sucks the balls. one read is all you need.

 

[Alex_thedroog]

freeskier or surfer or surfing.

 

[hurrisun]

i bring my laptop or play sp;itare on my new phone but before i got my phone i just sat there and enjoyed myself

 

[king.tubby]

usually powder, the newspaper, or my lonely planet new zealand guide

 

[jca]

i play brick or solitaire on my ipod

 

[EastcoastAR5]

Boston's Weekly Dig.