public restroom - all the random numbers and shit on the wall and "derek is gay" or "mike is a fag" or "call 834-345-5764 for the best sex ever" then i usually add my little newschoolers.com tag lol
usually i'm in and out, but one time i did happen to thumb through stuff magazine. there was this sweet article on this watch with a 1.5 inch screen in it. The punch line read: "although having a 1.5 inch screen on your wrist isn't very practical, having the ability to watch jaws or anal asians 14 on your watch is still pretty effing cool"
Simpsons comics...But beware..occasionally you will get really into one and forget your still on the pot..your ass will get pretty sore once you realize how long you've been sitting there.