what do guys want for valentines day?

head. nothing else.

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'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

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sorry.....thought the title of the thread was 'what do YOU guys want....'

we honestly don't care what you get us, as long as you like what we get you.....and sex is pretty much mandatory on valentines day anyway

just buy candy of some sort and you'll be fine, or you can buy yourself some sexy victorias secret lingerie and wear it as a present if you have a budget bigger than just candy

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some nair...

I like my women, like i like my coffee. Grinded up and put in the freezer.

'10$ for the bible?! How much for the koran?'-karl
 
if sex isnt an option youre going to have to spend lots and lots of money... ona digital camera or playstation or some such drivel. or you should just give sex. possibly with a side of sex.

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a valentine...

well actually i want lots of snow at night, immediatly after the up-coming Lovers Slopestyle. oh, and bright blue skies to make it nice for takin pictures for the comp

 
to be with you, thats all that realy matters. valentines day shouldnt be anything special tho, if u care about him u should show it every day, not just on special ocasions.

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Benjamin Franklin.
 
a babe to go rip up the mtn with

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^that took wayyyy to long. come on guys, get in the game.

It doesnt really matter much to me. Something useful that I will like is easily enough to make me satisfied!

-Jason
 
absol-fucking-lutely nothing......Steak and Blowjob Day is only a month away anyway

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my two front teeth lol, but seriously a girlfriend would be nice

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All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
A GF would be nice im so lonely

Hey everyone I have a Downhill bike for sale a Intense M1 it has XT and Race face componets plus brand new Monster T this is a no joke bike and Im selling for cheap!!!!
 
a quad of dank chrondo, an 18 of PBR, and some dirty sex. I guess waffles would be cool too

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so let the losers lose and let the players play/ the only difference is the dates of some dust on the clay, what
 
Yeh dude. Girlfriends that rip are awesome, I used to have one. Now I'm workin on another....

For V-Day? Uh....I'll be in Tahoe. Wouldn't mind a hook-up.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
yeah, a gf would definately be a nice valentines day gift. But considering he already has you, just let him slide it on down the old hershey highway, that dark forbidden tunnel of anal love. Hes sure to go for that

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'me and my girlfriend were going at it the other night and she was on top and we were bonin hard, and my dick slipped out between thrusts and went up her ass. she screamed and cried for 45 minutes, it sucked.' -skiflake

 
hahaha.. yeeeaaaaaaaaa! tell him to pop the brownstar! or else get one of your friends and double team him, i'm sure he'd like that.

my girlfriend last year got me nuggets tickets which was tight. my girlfriend two years before that got me handcuffs and made me use them on her, hahahaha.

 
a good schlong flogging is definitely in order

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

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Wow... lots of desperate single people on here. Who would've thought. I just want them to outlaw valentine's day completely, can that be my gift, or would that create a paradox?

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uhhh steak and blowjob day......

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VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
to get rid of my gf!!

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Im sure some guy on ns would be willing to trade something cool for your gf. Let the bidding begin!

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
ah valentines day, such a tricky slope to slide on..i say men would usually be satisfied with a nice dinner you know candlight, some easy mac and a box of wine...and perhaps the box of wine could lead to another present...

Micheal Earl Willard
 
Tickets to something. B ball tickets, they're cheap and totally worth the money. Sonics tickets please?

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Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
 
i had exactly the same convo with some girls at school today, it doesn't matter, what you get, and it doesn't have to be expensive, like, just say, you've got like, a poster, with like, some famous dudes signature, then if you give it to them then they'll know it meant alot to you, so giving it to them must mean they love you. does that make sense?

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some yummy chocholets and anal sex.

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
we say sex sort of as a joke... but we are not joking. sex is all we want. or a girl to ski with

Go bears presented by Bank One!!
 
wow, NS lived up to its name. when i read the thread topic i knew that at least 1/2 the post would be retarded and redundant ( sex, sex, and sex)

CJ was the only one to make a decent point and it was exactly the point that needed to be made. why do we have to show love on a certain day? becasue the commerical industy says so? so they cant milk us for more money? u shouldnt have to prove ur love on any one perticular day, like cj said, you should be showing ur love all the time. but if u are going to do this, something classy like dinner will stand out more then just 'another night of sex'

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wow, thats lame. You prolly never get any. I'm still goin with the quad, the 18er, and the dirty lovin. oh ya, the waffles too

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so let the losers lose and let the players play/ the only difference is the dates of some dust on the clay, what
 
swedish fish and weed

AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

 
Damn. I open this post expecting to type SEX....and I see 'don't say sex'. Oh well. SEX.

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And flatspin720 pretty much hit the nail on the head.

Look... A mountain RAM. Staring contest. Me and you. You don't even blink do you? You win. You always do. Goulet.

 
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