what do guys want for valentines day?

I'd like my ex g/f to stop harassing me. That'd be a nice one.

-Andy

Sure, I coulda stayed.

I coulda been king.

But in my own way, I am king.

Hail to the king, baby!

 
HEY! stop.

Sex we can get any day! we want something special like a Threesome! with another girl!

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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me

 
werd andy!! fucking shit mine just wrote me 3 emails at all hours of the night telling me how every single thing wrong with her life is my fucking fault. i'm really pissed right now

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
GElay has a good idea...sex n e day, but a 3some is definalty something special eh

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
new skis

Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
 
Taco Bell, then chillin at home and just watching a movie.

|Carl F-G|



Accept no one's defitnition of your life: Define your self. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

- Terrible One
 
World Peace.. haha beauty pagents..

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the best idea ever was the one that was diabolicly hatched today at lunch in the hall way of my school. It involved a boat and beer and selling that beer to 14 yearolds for like $3 a bottel, so that way from every 24 we got, we would get 12 and then never have to pay for our own beer again. and if the poilice tried to stop us, we were drive away in a boat (which doesnt have a licence plate) but, if there were on a baot, we were throw peanuts at them, cause its highly probable that one of them in alergic to then and he would go into anaphletic shock and we were get away. if that didnt work we were catapult cows at them and wait for the headlines 'police boat sunk by flying cows'. --Apple.
 
how about but sex? As some local rapist once said 'it isn't sex unless it is in the vagina.' Thats after he stuck it is his daughters butt

Haggard Skis
 
^actually, in order for marriage to be legal, by law, sex MUST take place. And it cant be anal or oral.

I would just like to be surprised. Last year I got my girlfriend a stuffed teddy bear once, something she totally didnt expect outa me, and the reward/sex afterwards was amazing.

I like my women, like i like my coffee. Grinded up and put in the freezer.

'10$ for the bible?! How much for the koran?'-karl
 
a good movie, empty house, me and her wrapped in a blanket cuddling... yeah that would be nice...

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
whats so bad about sex? thats a nice gift.

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
why is everyone still posting? its over

-Caitie-

'Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they breed quarrels' -2 Tim 2:23
 
^shut up and post some nude pics

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I now have this new found passion for cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

 
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