Weirdest thing found on a ski run

Ive found a floral umbrella, a Japaneese cell phone, a regular cell phone, 2 pairs of car keys and 2 pairs of oakleys.
 
In the park i was saw an 80 year old man chilling in the landing, wrapped up in neon orange fence, rolling around trying to get unwrapped. one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life.
 
A cell phone and mp3 player at killington...didnt work but sold both on ebay.
A white weasel crossed my path at sunday river.
80 bucks just laying in the middle of the trail...had to jump on it before anyone else spotted it.
 
I almost hit a mole running across the trail, and then one time we spotted a porcupine in some trees. and then theres always that really nice pole or some gloves under the lift thats unexessable
 
I found one glove 2 days ago and it was super warm so I put it on and skied with mis matched gloves the rest of the day. I am still searching for the other one.
 
ya i had a run in like that last year it basically happend when i was on the lift with this mom and her young son (like 6 years old)
Son: "mom my feet hurt"Mom" are the boots too tight?"Son" ya i think so"Mom"well thats what the buckles are for silly here lemme see"*bends over to loosen boots**unclip**unclip*Mom"is that better?"
and in a matter of 20 seconds the boot and ski fall off and i begin to laugh histerically while the kid continues to complain about his foot being cold. hahahahaha
 
i am a patroller, and as i was opening one of the trails today i came upon a bird with its feet stuck in the ice on the trail. it was definitely one of those wtf moments. but nothing a little hot water didn't fix.
 
a circle of lawn chairs in the middle of the woods with a table for lighting up. stolen from the park right next to it. lol
 
i didnt actually see this but was there and heard about it when it happened, last year at jackson around this time when they were gettin dumped on, i guess there was a moose buried up to his neck on i forgot wat runs. i guess a bunch of guys were buttering on it and shit. i wish i woulda seen it tho
 
I found a camera today at the end of the day the manager told me the people that were looking for it left and went home (different state) so he let me keep it.
 
this is more of the weirdest thing i've ever seen done, but anyway it was a few years ago at mt. snow. me and a few buddies were chillin on second thoughts, which is a trail nobody ever goes on right off of ripchord. so we were just hangin there, far from any lodge, and my friend anthony tells us he has to take a huge shit. so he walks down the hill a bit into the woods and shits. he told us he used all of a trail map to wipe and it was so disgusting.
 
so one day i lost some cologne that was for some reason in my coat pocket, and then like a week later we were building a jump and i dug it up out of the snow.
 
car keys at my indoor slope, turns out the guy who lost them had been looking on the slope for them for a couple of hours
 
A badger, braw/thong tree, empty bottle of vodka/ jack daniels/ tequila/ champagne and shit load of empty 40 bottles at boreal. The Jamacian freeski team throwing down at squaw. Tahoes so much fun.
 
its the yeti at the end of ski free, you can download it online for free if you want. i still play it all the time. best ski game ever!(if you get passed him more just keep appearing and eventually they catch you always
 
Monoski. With NO POLES. That must be super hard... and he was taking air of moguls, too. It was gnar.

Also, I found a telemarker riding switch through the small park. It was cool because he was doing a whole bunch of zeros and forward strait airs, grabbing double rocket. But with telemarks, so it looked really cool/weird.
 
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