Weirdest thing found on a ski run

shit in the middle of the gondola.... and after we got off this lady who got on it to download from the top sat right in it.

funny, but the ride up was disgusting
 
last season we were riding the chair then about an hour later we got the same chair I felt something poke in the cushions and in between them was my friends pass we didn't even know he lost it
 
i found a fake rolex on gotcha cut off in PC....dumbass spelled it rolexx........

i also have found some really nice flatlight goggles (Smith's, i dont know wat model), a total of about 175 dollars (different times), and a red clown nose like for a costume.....
 
its pretty much that way where ive skied (everywhere East and once in colorado). But Cali is awesome and i want to move there fo sho
 
Could have skied under a moose here in Fernie. Came around a blind corner on a cattrack real quick and he was standing broadside. I was too pussy to ski under him though. Would have been mad claim for the buddys I was with.

Stopped to wait for some friends and there was a bottle opener just under my ski. Still stuck on my fridge (its the magnet type)
 
My friend found a chillum, fully packed and ready to burn, near the top of Sterling at Smuggs. It was a pretty sweet find. The chillum was kinda beat (camo colored) but the free nug was nice, and the glass ended up getting used to great effect in a permanent, homemade gravity bong due to its large bowl size.
 
this reminds me of one time last season or the season before. i saw some jong snowboarder walking across the cat track @ the top of Big Emma @ Snowbird b/c he didnt have any speed, and the guy tripped and fell and his snowboard shot down the mogul field that is on the left of the cat track big emma - it got hauling.

anyways my some of my finds: a few single skis during the spring last season, a pack of cigs, oakley a-frames, some scott goggles, a lot of blood (not to uncommon though), lighters, empty plastic bag with a lil keif in it..
 
OH WAIT I actually have a better one.

I pulled a huge Snowcross banner out of the snow one spring. Must've buried it when they were making snow. Can't believe I forgot about that, it was hilarious.
 
I found a sex toy on a bike trail. It was like some kind of fake Vag, with lube tube on the end of it. Ribbed for his pleasure.

We picked it up with sticks and hung it on a tree at the trail head. I guess the guy that left it there picked it up, because it was gone a month later.
 
i found a few ounces of coke all wrapped up in this thing, it was fuckin weird. i threw it in the woods because i wanted nothing to do with it
 
3 arabian guys snowblading with poles, wearing jeans, no gloves, no googles. We stopped on the side of the track to look at them, many people did the same. It was sooooo sick to look at them.
 
liquor bottles, juice bags (mini sips), poles, gloves and once i found my friend after he fell off a small cliff and got owned by a drif of snow! haha it was prob the funniest shit ever cuz he was high and laughin his ass off under so much snow
 
a chillum, it was in the snow at our smoke spot, im assuming they lost it in the snow like newbs.

and a bottle of Hennessey, unopened. this started the ritual of us bringing bottles of Hennessey to the hill last season, best drunk to ride with ever.

then a bunch of random shit, ski poles, gloves, bandannas, etc.
 
i found two pairs of Scotts. and a burton bandana that gets me a ton of compliments. I don;t know why but people say they like it almost everytime i ski.
 
not on the slope but one time on a bunch of the chairlifts i kept seein condoms put on the little nubs that stop the foot rest when it is resting on the bench.... probably a good 5 chairs i got on that day had condoms put on that part of these chairs
 
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