When I was skking at A-Basin a couple years ago it was super icy on this one kinda flat traverse next to the main chair and anyways this squirrel ran out in front of me so I was all like man I'm awesomely powerful I'm gonna run this bitch as squirrel over. then I came close to doing and I backed off and went to turn away. The squirrel knowing full well that I intended not to hurt decided to fuck with my head and turn right into my path that I had taken to advert him. So I quickly went to turn away again caught and edge and wiped hard onto some ice shoulder first. The squirrel was unharmed and my shoulder hurt for the rest of the trip.
one time like 4 years ago i stopped in the middle of the run to take a pee under this tree and i looked down and there was a floppy disk just laying there
I found like 3 phones in one day once I think... that's about it. One time I though I saw clay aiken, but it turned out to just be scott cardoza... bummer.
One time I was riding at my hill and saw a pvc rail i made in the middle of the bunny slope. I had it under my grannys chalet but the group staying in it took out my rail. I made them put it back.
I see cell phones, wallets, asian babys. People drop alot of things where I ski.