Weirdest thing found on a ski run

just recently found a mobile phone, was going to take it into customer service, but then my mate discovered through the unfortunate flaw of being nosy and looking at her photos, that she was hooooooooot!!! i called dibs, now friends with her but in the process of hittin it. it will happen, oh yes it will. mmmmmmmm
 
people throw underwear off lifts all the time

but mardi gras is always the worst.

there was this freaking xxxxxxxl thong hanging from one of the trees for like 4 months.

this thing was like 5 feet wide and 3 feet long.
 
it wasn't like that weird, but me and my friend were skiing in the trees at breck and we went into this clearing and there were just two people fucking in the woods.... so.... yeah
 
Wait.... yup ^ you just remined me of the time I caught a couple kids from my school getting dirty in the woods.

They were 69ing. it was dirty.
 
We were at the top of this runway waiting to hit a booter and there was this little mouse running around and then he crawled into my friend's pack.
 
Someone had a hole in thier pocket and i picked up 2 five dolar bills and a cuople ones down a long run. I also found a brownie too
 
When i went to smugglers notch we went up the chair lift(sterling or maddona cant remember) that passes what is know as the bra and beads tree. Just a tree thats out of reach littered with frozen bras and beads.
 
a gaper.

At jay... when u take bonaventure quad.. on the left in the tree there are a lot of bra and panties
 
Theres an annual bra at Camp Fortune. each year theirs always a different bra in a tree next to the lift. and I almost hit a grouse once.
 
details so i was on this deep powder run and a saw this rock and i hucked it but i washed out and before i huck cliffs i don't put my hands in the poles so i lost the pole and i got up and was looking around and this wolf came up sniffed at my lost pole and then took it in its mouth and ran away with it
 
my buddy found an 80 gig ipod classic. not weird but good. weirdest thing i found was a black guy with true steeze and twin tips with no poles doing 270 ons in the park.
 
its not racist, its statistics. if you compiled a list of the total number of people to attend a resort in one season, how many do you think would be black. probably a very low percentage. how many of them would be commited skiers or boarders that go up more than once or twice a year, again even lower.
 
i LOLed. i saw a black kid who could throw rodeos and flips but couldn't slide rails. i also got to hit lots of catwalks that me and my friends found in big sky on vacation. pretty sweet.
 
ITs not really strange but in one day i found a west mountain lanyard ( west is the mtn i ski at ) a west mountain hat and one of those caution signs layin in the middle of the trail without any bamboo anywhere around it so i jacked it and now its in my room ha and the lanyard and hat are in my room as well ha it was my lucky day
 
this kind of has to do with that , one time i was riding up a chair lift at big boulder and a kid in front of my chairlift, ski attached WITH HIS BOOT STILL IN THE SKI, fell off and his friends were just laughing, priceless.

But i found my friends pass and he lost it earlier that day, so that was sweet
 
my coach found a working camera buried in the snow (it was in a case) with softcore asian porn on it

and i found a used condom once... at the top of the lift too
 
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