Weirdest thing found on a ski run

me and my friend were hitting a jump that someone had built on the side of the trail, and one run I decided to sit it out, and skied by the jump while my friend hit it. I was a little ahead of him. anyway I go past the jump and see a freaking raccoon sitting right in the landing. I'm shouting NOOOOOO DON"T HIT IT, but my friend (no_steeze_in_NY) doesn't hear me. He hits the jump, and luckily barely clears our little buddy. We both start laughing hysterically. The raccoon hissed at us and ran off into the woods, where [Bree] and some people she was with saw it while hiking.
 
i gotta call bullshit. altho.....if that's true that's pretty fucking funny. random...but imagine a car driving down the road with a dildo suction cupped onto its hood like a rhino horn. that'd be pretty hilarious...and disturbing. ok i'll stop now.
 
a full bag skittles spilled and i guess the candy coating stuff came off and turned the snow into rainbow snow, looked pretty sick from high up on the lift
 
ipod nano, motorola Q, and no lie a rabid gopher that tryed to chase me when i chucked a snowball at it its was this spring at mount snow freaky shit
 
I found a child once... Face down in the snow all on her own... crying... Doesnt sound all that much except I was the instructor and she'd been missing for quite a while.... And I may not have noticed
 
there was a porcupine chillin just under a roller under our lift. Porcupine taps for like three runs in a row.
 
Someone made the mistake of giving me and a friend the job of painting the halfpipe and slopestyle at the Orage open two or three years ago.

Some pretty sweet pictures got lost on the field. Mainly giant dinosaurs eating snowboarders, that kind of thing.
 
after a box like twenty feet off of it there was a hugh discoloured patch of snow

turned out it was barf

another time found a watch

found a ski lock

and two pairs of goggles
 
I wish.

TJ Schiller did ride up next to me getting onto the lift at the bottom, shake my hand and say 'Hey, I'm TJ'. Pretty intense for a kid from NZ who's never met a pro before :o
 
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4gig nano -kept

spy soldiers-gave to friend

lock-kept

i lost my keys last year. mad ass karma. and it was where i found the nano and soldiers.
 
Some sort of metal bar i am told is used for "Jibbing"

But seriously, I found a sombrero (sp?) next to a box with suspenders so it could be worn with "I AM A ROBOT! U R N00B!" written on it, i wore it for the rest of the day.
 
During my first year skiing at Kicking Horse, I got into an avalanche on CPR Ridge, I lost my ski pole. That summer, I was biking up there and I found it.

 
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