Weird stuff you do that nobody knows about

I like to buy my briefs on the feminine side and shave my legs all winter

I always order my toppings on the side and put the on just as the cook would have

I tune my guitar I don't play before I start every single day

I ALWAYS entertain telemarketers/kiosk guys at the mall and usually make up elaborate stories. I always Dean Jamison (James Dean), who never actually buys the product. Which I feel bad for ):

I always pretend that my cousin's son is mine if I am out with him alone

All my preset's are the same station, usually people figure it out. I don't let people touch my radio anyway so it's not like they know

AAAAAND I bite myself much like Anathema
 
Just do it, thermals feel so good. Everything feels good. Plus from my calves down doesn't sweat and get cold anymore

If you are worried about people knowing, how many times do you wear shorts in the winter anyway?
 
Whenever im im the shotgun seat lol, i always count up from 0 everytime are car is in between two cars in the other lane.
 
HAha this. Whenever I come back to my apartment and the bathroom door is closed, I'm like "Oh shit my roommate hung himself." I mean wtf who leaves the bathroom door closed?
 
oh and sometimes i rate girls as i walk through school hallways. scale of 1-5 cause 1-10 requires too much thought (and solid 7 jokes get old)
 
When I'm happy, I subconsciously start rocking if I'm in a chair.

I make a whistling noise when I eat food I like.

I do yoga naked in my room each night (not gay...)

I sometimes post things on facebook with a privacy setting so that only I can see it.
 
blood in real life doesn't bother me at all, and i have watched some gnarly surgeries in person but talking about it makes me sick and i have even passed out a few times from it

i used to dirt jump with my right foot all the way down, dont know why but it worked fine

when i pee i always try and make as many bubbles as i can
 
when im riding with my parents i listen to my ipod and i replay a certain song all car ride while imagining im the artist and im singing it in s concert.

 
Jib using a pencil, and for some really really weird reason I look at my dog's whisker and look at how they are rooted and where the hair grows from its super strange and dont really understand why I do it myself. Very weird I know
 
Hahaha I said this almost a full year ago, no recollection of posting this at all. God I crack myself up.
 
I kind of do the same thing but the sharp objects are coming out of my eyes and I try to avoid other cars, telephone poles and other objects of the like.
 
When I piss, I have to make bubbles over the entire water surface in the toilet. Usually you will get one small circle with no bubbles. Its a hell of a challenge.

I also flush the toilet before im done peeing, then challenge myself to finish before the water goes down.
 
when i ski i will sometimes talk under my breath.not so much anymore but i use to always carry chapstick on me in fear of getting really chap lips cas i hate the feeling. the worst thing i have though is making my mind think my heart is hurting and it will start to feel like i have a ton of pressure on it. a fast heart beat freaks me out. just the idea that our heart keeps beeing for 70-80 years amazes me
 
I use my toenail clipper's little metal file to scrape the cheese out from under my big toenail. feels excellent, although what comes out smells exactly like old cheese
 
if someone else is driving a car and they are approaching a stopped car at a stoplight pretty fast, i find myself pressing my foot onto the floor pretty hard
 
not me...but this kids that sits across from me in one of my classes, constantly chews on his wrists...he has fat red marks and scabs...creeps me out.
 
dude same thing happens with me like that describes it perfect. I dont know about you but if im on top of like a high bridge or something, i get the urge to jump off it, again not a suicidal thing its just like that would be extremely fun.
 
I always use the edge of my binder as a rail with my pencil. I have a huge urge to stab something whenever I hold a knife. I always bounce my knees when I'm nervous (usually talking to girls). And I can't jack off if I hear other people talking.
 
In my closet every shirt has a certain place on the rack, and once it is cleaned it goes right back into the exact spot it came out of, like they all have to be in order.
 
exactly i dont consider myself afraid of heights, same thing I find it way too tempting . theres this one bridge near my house that I longboard over every day, and its probably a 150 foot drop to a like 5 foot deep river and I have to longboard on the road because the sidewalk is too much of an urge for me.
 
I constantly crack my back and fingers, and my back is really fucking messed up right now.

I always sleep with my fan on, I literally cannot get to sleep if I don't have some kind of background noise.

I always play with things I'm holding, like for example remotes, my phone, pencils, etc. I think I have some kind of disorder, because I always need to be playing with something. I always throw my phone around making it do tricks like corks and stuff, and it really amuses me lol.

I have a pattern when I'm brushing my teeth, I start on the right side, then go to the left, then my front teeth, then back to the right, then left, then I finish off with my front teeth.
 
Whenever I'm walking home from school I always pretend I'm in the intro of a movie.

I talk to my self a lot wen I'm home alone. (also my cat)
 
When I'm excited to go hang out with friends or go to a party or whatever, I run around my house. And when I say run, it usually starts as a run, but evolves to skipping/prancing. My dog must think I'm retarded.
 
when im stressed out i obsessively clean my room. i have 20 pages of writing due on tuesday and i just spent the last hour sweeping my carpet because the vacuum cleaner is broken. next im probably going to go rearrange the things hanging in my closet in a better order.
 
i always pretend when im looking around driving in a car that im making a movie and whatever i see is the movie so i try to make cool looking shots with my eyes

i have to completely finish a meal before i take a sip of my drink then i just chug it

 
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