Weird stuff you do that nobody knows about

I always lock my car from the inside and then with the remote from the outside after I shut the door. Not because I'm afraid it's unlocked or someone might break in. Just a weird habit. I also can only eat with little spoons and forks. For some reason if I think the shape of a utensil is unattractive, I can't eat with it. I would sooner take a dirty one out of the sink or dishwasher and hand wash it before using a clean big one. I've always been that way and I have no idea why.
 
i look into the mirror and think im getting interveiwed as a pro skier and talk about my life, then feel retarded because i cant even slide a rail yet.i feel steezy as fuck when i walk to school cuz i parkour/jib walk type deali spin in my chair at school feeling like i can do future spinsi yell WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TO FUCK WIT!!! as loud as i can when im freezing my ass off on a chair lift i yell randomly when im home alone.i cuss at class because i dont give a fuckwhen i take shits i dont sit down because i dont want water to shoot up my cracki walk around my town aimesly when im bakedi see the tar on the pavement when i drive and think its like gutair hero hitting each note perfect to the song im listining too
 
So what's your adress? After I get done with your buddy I want all the gayness sucked off before I go to bed
 
I hate eating cereal with a big soup spoon. It feels really weird I have to do it with the smaller teaspoon.

I cant sleep without some sort of noise, I hate silence when Im sleeping.

I hate eating any sort of cracker with the salty side not facing my tongue.
 
Oh and whenever I answer the phone I subconsciously just start walking around, I don't have to do it but whenever I answer it I just start walking.
 
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Whenever I'm driving by myself, I go into neutral for even the smallest downhill. I'm always trying to break my records for how far I can go without switching back into drive. The farthest I've ever gone is 5 miles down the access road to my local ski area (but everyone neutrals that one).

It always pisses me off when people are in front of me because it kills my speed when they brake.

I've been doing the same thing on my bike in college. I've gotten across campus a few times without pedaling.
 
HOLY FUCK SHIT. I do that same thing when eating crackers. There's so many things we all do without even noticing that are so odd. I would have never though about posting so many of these in this thread, but when you see them its so weird to think other people do the same thing.
 
When I first started driving I had a huge urge to slam my car into the people driving around me, every time I drove. GTA fucked me haha.
 
Same, can't talk on the phone unless I'm walking around.

Also when i'm walking on any sort of bridge or overhang. Anything tall with railing really I get this urge to just toss whatever I'm holding off the edge. I never do, but I always like envision it. It's very weird.

Oh and I do weird stuff when I walk around like all of my strides and steps have to be the same length and pace and when they get messed up i have to fix it like immediately. And i can't walk on grass if i have any choice. if there is any sort of pavement or sidewalk or even dirt I have to walk in that instead of the grass..
 
I flex my muscles in a rhythmic order to make shapes.

For instance I would flex my right pec, then my right shoulder, then my right butt cheek, then my left butt cheek, then my left shoulder, then my left pec. Then I might reverse the order and go back and forth how ever many times to form the shape of a rounded rectangle.
 
I recently discovered I can touch the back of my throat with my tongue. I can get it pretty far up my nasal passage.
 
I change clothes an unnatural amount for a man just because I get bored of what I'm wearing. It results in an unnatural amount of laundry
 
I think most people do this. I see some super gnarly stuff that the stept crew would probably love, but that i would shit myself doing.
 
Sometimes when I scratch my balls, I smell my hand after. I'll bite my toenails every so often after I clean my feet. I sleep naked a lot. Sometimes when I jerk it, I'll just let it go on my chest and I'll just leave it. I alway see beams of light refracting off surfaces. On the lift, I imagine if I would die if I jumped off where I was. I am a weird person and I suspect I fit in poorly with society.
 
Right sock goes on first always no exceptions.

I always cut my nails starting on the left pinky and working my way over to right pinky

If things can be stacked, I stack them. (cups in my room, books, anything)

Sort of OCD about even numbers > odd numbers.

I pull my short beard hairs out of my chin when i get nervous and haven't shaved in like 2 days.

When a couple hairs on my head won't go down, I just pull them out cause they annoy me too much and I think that everyone will stare...

 
Whenever I brush my teeth in the shower I put a ton toothpaste on the brush and I let the bubbly paste fall out of my mouth and let it run down my body.

I rub my feet together before I fall a sleep.
 
i rarely cum during sex, it's usually afterward when she's blowing me and jerking me off that makes me finish.
 
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