Weird stuff you do that nobody knows about

At night my legs MUST hang off the end of my bed. Some times i imagine that everything is a simulation like the matrix and kindoff just space out haha. Whenever im sitting down i always tap sweet beats and quietly beat box to them lol
 
I can't sleep unless I have something in my arms, whether that be a pillow, someone else or a bunch of blankets. I just can't sleep unless I'm cuddling something.
 
sometimes when I poop I imagine what I would be pooping on if there was no toilet or floor under my butt. right now I would be pooping on my grandfathers head.
 
I like the car temperature to be set to either an even number or a number ending in 5. Also, toilet paper has to be put on so that it rolls from the top, not the bottom. I'll fix it if it's "wrong." It bugs me that much.
 
I Imagine lines coming off of almost every right angle at 45 degrees. I imagine where certain lines intersect, and which ones intersect me. Constantly
 
i store the bodies of the migrant workers in the trunk of my Chrysler Le Baron. Jon Voight was the original car owner
 
I constantly think about peoples pasts when I talk to them. I always like diagram everything they say, and within ten minutes I can usually spell out their entire childhood to them, just by the way they act.
 
I listen to Waka Flocka literally 24/7. I put the volume on my phone on max, throw it in my pocket, and bump waka all day long. I can't stop. The instant my phone dies i plug it in and switch to playing it out of my ipod. and vice versa
 
-When I'm biking alone, usually early evening in the summer, I create advanced movie plots where the fact that I'm biking is very important and significant. -I flex my knees all the time.  -If I scrape the bottom of my shoe on the ground I have to do the exact same thing with the other foot too.
 
I sometimes touch the oven pan just see how hot it is.

Prefer pooping naked when possible, also like to make my poops last a long time.

Sometime i get too caught up into thinking how many cameras and directors are actual infront of people during movies/tv shows.

 
Always touch the pan/ iron, I rap while driving my moped, and stop when I see cars/people, and I have these weird things I do that I can't really explain, like when I see a number sequence, I try to make the numbers relate to each other, like 9-11 , 9+1+1 =11 9-11 is a 9amd an 11
 
riding up the chair lift, i'll make a "V" (or reverse snowplow) with my skis and pretend that everything i see going into that V is being erased from existence. so i'll move it around and gobble people up, sort of like pacman.

fun times.
 
if im in a public restroom and someone is waiting outside the stall while im pooping, i cant poop, it just won't happen, i just sit there and eventually walk out
 
Sometimes, even when I know that a girl is ugly with a horrible ass, I look anyway.

I try as hard as I can to cover the toilet water up completely with those bubbles EVERY TIME I take a piss.

I almost never shower on saturdays.
 
Yeah, sometimes I really want to jump out of cars when it's on a highway, it kinda freaks me out
 
sometimes i flirt with less attractive girls to make their day better (i know it's horrible but hey it's for a good cause)

i do the skier out the window thing, and when in a car i'm constantly looking for urban possibilities (99 percent of them are impossible though)

i imagine that people are watching my life through my eyes as if it was a movie alllll the time

every soccer game i chew the inside of my lip until its really bloody and then just spend the rest of the game spitting out blood... probably cuz in hockey and lax i have mouth guards to chew on but i don't in soccer

 
oh and a while back i watched one of the earlier freddy vs. jason movies, and theres a part where a guy is laying down on his stomach in bed, rolls over and immediately gets stabbed like 50 times and then snapped in half when jason folds up the bed the guy was on. needless to say i haven't slept on my stomach since. even sleeping on my side is pushing it

i have to sleep cold, and yes, taking socks off in bed is the greatest thing ever.
 
crawl into sleeping bags headfirst and crawl through the dorm halls between 430am-530am while holding fistfulls of peanut butter
 
I ALWAYS 180/270 on/off of random benches, poles, ledges when i'm with good friends or by myself with no one around to watch.

I set 5 different alarms on my phone and make sure every single one is set 1 minute apart, set for AM, check to make sure they're set to on, that my volume is at max on my phone, and that it is not on vibrate. I check each alarm 5-6 each before I go to bed and I switch my phone from vibrate to ringer and back atleast 10 times before I go to sleep or while i'm in bed.

I have to sleep in boxers and they can't be wrinkled up giving me a dick wedgie, they have to be straight and not interfering with my junk.

I have a window in my room and I make a blanket barricade by raising up my blanket and creasing it to block the window when I sleep so I don't wake up and see big foot or some shit looking at me, even though i'm on the 5th floor.

There has to be a fan or some sort of background noise while i'm sleeping.

I randomly do facing movements when turning corners if i think the coast is clear, often people see me do it and laugh at me.

I have a lucky monkey trinket that I got from a Japanese temple that I bring everywhere with me because I think its good luck.
 
I toss my phone and try to land certain skiing rotations. I try to see if I can do 10 rodeo 5s in a row or back to back dub cork 10s.
 
when i eat for example, a burger and fries, i always eat all of one first and go one at a time, i dont even during anything till im done. i do it with all foods i like when the HUD on my car is a exact multiple of 10

i must sleep in silence with no blinking lights or anything

and i take apart every pen i touch
 
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