Weird stuff you do that nobody knows about

some times i walk behind the thrift store and take a empty gatoraide bottle and stick my dick in it. and then take and empty pringle can and put it under my ass and piss and shit..and put the caps back on and then walk away.
 
When i'm just about to hit a jump on skiing, I straighten my fingers few times just before hitting it. but just make sure my pole doesnt drop.

I thought that no one really pees in the water in toilet?

sometimes i try to pee as far as possible.

when im in car and see a 'safe bars' next to high way, I always wonder how you must rail them almost in 45 degree angle. and try to imagine how it would be possible if its not C rail.

 
i do the finger straightening thing too, kinda is just a habbit now i have to do it. then with the highway safe bar things i alwasy imagine a skier on it just doing a huge as rail.
 
i make turbo / BOV noises while I drive

play guitar hero in my head with the patches in the road when I drive

blink with the left or right eye when a sign passes that side of the road

walking on sidewalks bothers me because it never feels like I'm using an even amount of steps with each foot on each section

hop over shadows of poles/ trees etc while I ride

 
I have insomnia so for the most part I go to bed at 4:30 or later.

When I'm bored I multiply numbers by themselves in my head. I've gotten into the thousands.

I always have to know how much I weigh up to the 100th of a pound. I'm not concerned with what the number is, I just have to know.

I haven't slept in my own bed in months.
 
so, in the toilet:

– I never pee in the water, always hit the walls (possibly on a vertical wall, so there are no flying drops created by the impact)

– I always have to lock the bathroom door, even if i'm alone at home. sometimes,if im alone, i would leave the door completely open and feel like a boss

– when i pee, i slightly tickle my belly

– I stare at the mirror for minutes for no reason

in my everyday life:

– I also imagine that next to me there is a skier jibbing everything when im in the car

– I have full conversations about retarded things with myself in my head (eg. about why farts smell bad etc..)

– i keep my farts in as long as possible until they become gigantic

– i like the smell of my own farts

– when i sleep, i have to fall asleep with my head under the blanket, cuz when i was 6 i watched a weird horror movie and i kept doing that since then

– i cry after most girly movies.... embarrassing

– i also have to turn all the lights on at night if i go eg. to the toilet, otherwise i freak out

– i've had gay thoughts

– when listening to music, i imagine shooting/editing a ski edit that fits that song the best

– when i smoke up i have to take my clothes off (not all of'em)

– I always chew food on the right side of my mouth cuz on the left one i partially broke a tooth in the back, and being scared of breaking more of it made me get used to chew on the right side

– when i walk on the street and someone's walking too, i get the feeling they're watching and judging me, so i try to walk as well as i can but fail completely, ending up twitching in a weird way

– when i eat, i leave the best "piece" of what i'm eating last (for example, i leave the cookie with the most chocolate last, or the most tender piece of the steak) so that it leaves a good taste when i finish it

i guess thats pretty much it. its a lot of stuff i know haha

its also cool to see how so many people have so many (weird) things in common :D
 
I get the same thing. I wont do it but sometimes I get these random urges to just ragdoll out the car LOL it's kinda like a tease cause you know youll never do but you get random urges
 
i know.... but at least im not the only one, some people claimed that too in this topic

and its also somehow scientifically proven (i read this somewhere) that many/most people kinda "like" their own farts, lets say they dont dislike them
 
I always have to control what I'm thinking around strangers because I think they can hear what I'm thinking. I suppress quiet thoughts with loud talking thoughts just to cover up what I'm actually thinking. It's the weirdest thing...
 
- Up until I was like fourteen, when it was dark I would think that there was a sniper outside who wanted to shoot me. So I would dodge and dive past windows to throw off their aim, and occasionally I would stand in front of it, point out to where I thought they might be, and say "I see you".

- I also do the skier thing, but I control him with where my eyes are pointing, and I can't touch driveways. So I have to jump them and stuff.

- When I'm at home, it doesn't matter who is there. I wear a robe with nothing on under it.

- When I'm bored, I trace the outlines of things as fast as I can with my eyes.

- I like to cook bacon, then freeze it and eat it frozen. Weird, I know. I really like normal bacon, I just think it tastes better frozen.

- I imagine that corners of walls and things like that have line coming out from them. If it's a sharp corner, i put my left foot in it, if it's a rounded corner I use my right foot. It's kind of hard to explain.

 
Whenever I'm driving, I pick an arch enemy. Someone who either stayed in the left lane and slowed me down, tailgated me, cut me off, anything like that. It is then my goal to pass them and never see em again and if the offense was bad enough, return the favor. Once I've beaten one enemy, thats it for that driving session. But next time, I do the same thing.
 
i have to take 2 steps in wach sidewalk square, if i dont i get mad and kinda have to stop for a second.

i blink in between each car that passes in the opposite direction.
 
a count the seconds between cars passing in the other direction mostly at night when they have their headlights on

i rub my feet together in bed when i get comfy enough to sleep

i push fabric up and push it back down between them when im stressed out

i stand up to wipe my ass sometimes, get a good spread going ya know?

 
In my sleep, I often somehow smash my matress a few inches from the position it originally is, My record is 9 inches in one night.
 
i hang all of my belts off my loft bed, along with any shirts that i've worn one day and decided i want to wear again before washing them. but that's not the weird part. sometimes, when i'm sitting at my desk, which is under my bed, i like to grab one of the belts with my teeth and yank it around like some kind of animal. mauling belts is fun for me.
 
I obsess over different things people could do on certain urban rails.

I hate not being able to see out of windows.

I visualize LJ or Twall hitting rails as I sit in cars.

I always run out of washrooms.

If I get a rail stain on my pants or something I won't let anyone else wash It.

I try not to hear certain peoples names so I guess them.
 
when its raining i always try and match the windshield wipers to be in beat with songs and i get excited when the wipers come down just as i pass a tree or sign or light post
 
this. and it always bugs me that the little triangle of water at the bottom of the windshield never gets hit by the windshield wipers
 
– when i eat, i leave the best "piece" of what i'm eating last so that it leaves a good taste when i finish

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I can't drive with shoes on, I think it comes from taking off my ski boots before I drive during the winter..
 
this.

I always dry myself in a certain order.

I do the skier/mountain biker thing when Im a passenger.

I sing very profane and made up songs when Im skiing alone.

Every time I go online I check facebook than NS before anything else.

If i'm swimming in deep water I always have to open my eyes (just once) and look down.

I take a full deep breath once every five minutes.

This ones the weirdest:

when I feel sick to my stomach/want to throw up, no matter where I am, I always run my fingers through my hair until I go to sleep, feel better, or throw up.

 
i always try and come up with "secrets" to skills/tricks in life. for each ski trick i know how to do it's because i know the secret to doing them.

i imagine editing whenever i listen to music

i always chew with my right side

i yell with a high pitch after i sneeze, it makes me feel better

i blow bubbles with my tongue when no ones around

i chew on my knuckles? mainly the middle one

when i ride the lift i always try and kick the tip of my ski over every skier coming down

i purposely line up with the cars in the next lane so that truck drivers can't pass then speed off and laugh at how angry it must make them

that's all i can think of right now
 
I eat otter pops in the shower. If I'm taking a shower before I go out for the night I like to take a beer or a mixed drink with me in the shower to pregame.
 
I frequently get the tags that hang off the bottom of jiberish and lrg tshirts caught on cabinet knobs and tearing the shirt. This also happens with headphones.
 
i play nintendo games like mega man, pokemon and super mario, and protect my gameboy colour from harm in anyway, I also love portabilising forums.modretro.com. But I don't tell anyone
 
If im with a gorup of 5 or 6 people, im the silent type of guy. ass soon as im like one on one or one on 2. im just a whole different character.

I highly believe I have 2 personanlities
 
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