Weird stuff you do that nobody knows about

I have two weird ones

1: If I'm biking home late at night and I look back and see a car I will frantically try and beat them either to the next tree, parked car, or totally destroy them and beat them to my street.

2: When choosing a T-shirt to wear at the start of the day I tend to save my "favorite" shirts for a "special" occasion that never comes up like I'm saving that shirt for a special day and I feel like if I wear it I will be wasting it's awesomeness.

Along with a lot of others that were already said.
 
Mine: whenever i find a new artist/band/song i like i play it a ridiculous amount and the whole time think "there is no better song than this in the world" then in a week i hate it, find a new song and repeat.
 
I do this to an extent, and somewhat related to a guy up there ^'s post, i sing theme music when im surfing, it helps me focus and makes me surf better....weird.
 
Sometimes I make random airplane sounds when I'm skiing moguls. One of my friends caught me doing it and now they give me crap about it all the time.
 
if im nervous about something like a new trick i swallow and look at the sky. do it before bed too. guess thats pretty wierd, but i cant think of anything else.
 
I am unable to sleep without one arm under my pillow

I yell at myself when I get frustrated. REALLY loudly

I like Bacon and Peanut Butter ( together)

When I am too tired and I need to pee I sit down facing the toilet to pee

more to come...

 
I can safely say that i do 90% of these things
-when we are warming up before a soccer/tennis game/match i have to do a certain warm up and randomly pray at least 3 times
-when the snow falls i have this urge to conserve it( like when shoveling driveway) and shovel it into certain mounds and pack them down.
-i hate seeing bare spots on the slopes so i try to spray snow onto it
-i wake up hella early for skiing to catch the 7am bus( hill opens at 9) so that i dont have to sit by anyone
-have been known to do a snow dance

 
-whenever I take a dump at home I take a shower-I do the passenger ski thing

-I always have to match up the light switches if the there is two or more next to each other.
 
I always dance around like crazy when I'm home, pretending to be in a music video.

I hate wearing black socks, I feel totally grossed out and cant focus on anything else than that I have to change to white ones.

Ok, I dont do this as often now (...or wait, who am I kidding, I always do it), but when walking home in the evening when its dark I pretend to be Buffy the vampire slayer (a defense mechanism of some sort I guess due to my massive fright of ghosts, vampires, other gay shit.)
 
When pooping at home:

-I do not wear more than one layer on my upper body. If I am wearing an undershirt and button up, the button up comes off. Sweatshirts always come off, etc.

-I do not wear hats while pooping

-I do not wear shoes while pooping

-Pants and underwear come all the way off. Way too restrictive when they are holding your legs in the same position all the time around your knees.

When I am anywhere else, those all go away.
 
I often think things like "If _____ were here right now, jow would I be acting?" gor absolutely no reason
 
when i buy a new piece of electronics. i just watch videos about it on you tube till it shows up.

i just bought a canon t2i and have watched about 10 unboxing videos and a bunch of other type of videos.
 
I like to imagine people's noses as kickers and their chins/necks as the landing. Then I try to determine if the angles would be right to land that jump based on the slope of their nose compared to the chin.
 
I like to sleep in the cold. When I was a kid, I used to leave my window open slightly in the winter, and I would wear like 3 layers under a comforter. Being warm feels so much better when it's cold.
 
I repeat words to myself in my head over and over counting out every 3 letters. For example, skiing is cool. Ski ing isc ool. If the words arent even
 
Shit. If the words arent even i get pissed. Like come to you. Com eto you. Odd number of 3s fuck that. I've been doing this for at least 10 years.
 
I DO BOTH OF THOSE ALL THE TIME!

lets see, some other things...

if i'm wearing sunglasses the lenses have to be 100% clean, if not it drives me crazy.

i almost never wear a shirt if i don't have to

i often don't wear underwear

always sleep naked

 
:O

I thought I was the only one!

except I tap my thumb and index finger together.

also I try to keep my steps consistent on sidewalk tiles by doing one or one and a half tiles per step.
 
i cant sleep without my comforter on me. if its hot in my room i will open the window and turn the fan on
 
I have these fucking annoying "systems" in my head. The one that I think about the most is like this: A square, but I don't visualize it. I only visualize lines going from each corner of the invisible square, in a certain motion. And the whole square has to be covered before i reach some sort of balance.

So i'm either just thinking about this system in my head, or I do actual motions, f.ex with my tongue or fingers.

Yeah, it's fucking wierd.

I also have the skier passenger thing.

Probably common, but whenever I think about death (nothing happens blahbla) I shake my head and body to get rid of the thought, because I know I'll get this depressed feeling when thinking too long about it.
 
when im around dumb people in a conversation i dont talk and instead annotate there conversation in my head for my own amusement.
 
i always flex my leg muscles to music, like calves and thighs are each a different sound in the beat. when i roll up the blinds on my windows i always leave them at an exact point instead of just randomly pulled up.

I thought i did weird and unique shit until i read this and now i think i am so average
 
i always flex my leg muscles to music, like calves and thighs are each a different sound in the beat. when i roll up the blinds on my windows i always leave them at an exact point instead of just randomly pulled up.

I thought i did weird and unique shit until i read this and now i think i am so average
 
Whenever I come home from spending at least a night away the first thing I do is take a shit.
 
haha when myself and someone else both go to grab something at the same time if i dont get to it first i point at it. .. i do it to my boss all the time..wierd
 
I'm the exact same. I love snuggling under my covers when it's freezing. I have a balcony door right by my bed and I'll leave it open, especially when it's snowy. Perfect for sleeping.
 
Whenever I walk up or down stairs I have to know exactly how many will get me to the bottom/top perfectly. I almost have my entire campus (where I need/want to go) down.
 
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