Weird stuff you do that nobody knows about

Everything has to be on an odd number (volume temp etc), if I do something with my right hand like open a door the next time I have to do it with my left hand or I feel off balance, I always take stairs by two and its really annoying if there's an odd number of stairs, I can't have my turn signal on while listening to music because it doesnt match up with the beat.
 
when i'm a passenger in a car i always pick some random piece of dirt or spec on the windshield and pretend there is a super sharp line that extends out of it and cuts anything. then i move my head up and down to get a different angle so i can cut certain stuff
i nap in the shower if im not in a rush
i cant step on sidewalk cracks
when eating peanut butter out of the jar it has to be flat and smooth and i get annoyed when its not
I am always envisioning an edit when I listen to music
sing or make sound effects when i ski
in my head when i see two people talking i make up conversations that they are having
i make wierd lists on my notes app on my phone (what would i do if zombies attacked and what would i bring, who would i give my stuff too if i die)
when walking on the side walk i imagine that im skiing and to tricks on and off of things
when im bored and its late ill get all my ski gear and put everything on and look in the mirror
i tend to crack jokes to myself and laugh my ass off

 
i always always do this. usually race car sounds. if i fall it sounds like an epic crash with explosions. i also make race car sound effects in my head when i walk through crowds of people that are walking slow.
 
Sometimes i strip down to nothing in the bathroom

I translate like everything into spanish, even though I'm not that great at spanish.

It bothers me how blinkers are never synced up.

I avoid public bathrooms but not if I really have to go.

I've got to be cold to sleep, and never wear socks. Also if I cant sleep, I get into weird positions and like hang my leg off the side of the bed.

I always take stairs 2/3 steps at a time.

I type along with the rhythm of the song I'm listening too.

When I pee or poop I hold my shirt with my chin

Sometimes I'll be sitting in my bed at night and think about how everyone's lives would be better or worse if I died.

and a ton of other stuff.
 
haha i thought i was the only one too!! or i try to avoid everything with it so i dont "cut" anything
 
i cannot sleep with socks on. like i will literally not fall asleep they have to be offand i always have to sleep with my feet never covered by the covers for some reason (see drawing) oh and i never use a sheet only covers

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yeah i love doing it until someone looks at you doing this and ask you what your doing and you cant really explain it without sounding completely ridiculous
 
everynight i have to do 15 fore arm pull-ups before brushing my teeth and whenever theres a curb i have to like k-fed on it or something, i get the weirdest looksi do the skier thing next to the car and the arms out of the mirrors thing too

whenever im sitting in the passenger seat of the car, when i know the driver will start breaking i push down in the floor with my right foot like im braking too
 
i do this too!

i also think im riding when im walking, i'll do wall taps 1s and 3s off of stairs.

when im walking in the hallway, sometimes i think im a really fast car and imagine im on a track, braking to slow down and stepping on the gas and shifting and using nitro and all that
 
i do this with the odd song. i'll be jamming to something and then think "this would go perfectly in a ski edit" and then i imagine all of the shots and features and stuff and how cool it would be.
 
Dude I'm the exact same way. There's no way I could sleep with socks on. An instead of leaving my feet uncovered I sleep with one leg under the covers and one leg out of the covers, but I can't sleep with both legs under.
 
same here.
i also need somthign between my legs like coversor a pillow....i know its wierd but i cant sleep without it
 
same, and I cant have socks on, no sheets just a comforter and my cell phone has to be either above my pillow or next to me.
 
cannot sleep with clothes on. i could barely even get to sleep with just boxers on at camp. idk how anyone can sleep in a tee and pajamas or other clothes
 
I'm the same way. I'll only sleep in boxers when I'm sleeping over at a friends or somewhere other than my bed. Sleeping in a tee and pajamas is so damn uncomfortable.
 
whenever i hear anything in my house or get scared... i throw up my karate hands and go searching. i have no idea how to do karate, but it makes me feel safer having my karate hands up and ready. i do this most when the shower curtain is closed. i feel as though someone is hiding behind it about to attack me...
 
I always have that feeling that someone is waiting for me to come out. Freaks the shit out of me so I don't wanna close my eyes, then I get shampoo in my eyes and it fucking burns!
 
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