Weird stuff you do that nobody knows about

Honestly man it's not like a suicidal thing it's just some weird feeling that's like "What would it be like if I just jumped right now? Would I live, would I die? IDK"

 
I like to take off my socks while I'm in my bed about to sleep. Taking off socks in bed feels so much better than normal.
 
Meaning?.....

They look half closed and people think I'm high all the time.

It's funny, I have good friends that ask what's with my eyes, and I have to remind them that the eye lids won't open any bigger than they are.

It's a muscle defect or something of that nature
 
I run up the stairs from my basement really fast because I think someones gonna chase me and try to grab me.
 
i do that thing in the car but i imagine somebody swinging between the reflector poles on the highway.

i don't wear pants when i'm home by myself

and i think in conversations.
 
Whenever I use a urinal, or stand up to pee, I pull may pants and boxers down to me knees like you do when you younger. Even if its a public restroom. Got some mad funny looks before.
 
I have to take a shower after i wake up, even if I showered the night before and slept on freshly cleaned sheets
 
This is how i poop.

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and its nice for sitting down and watching a movie too.

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Dont know if thats wierd or not but i do it.

Claim for pooping backwards/
 
^Wouldn't your pants get in the way? Or do you have to depant? Seems like moar effort

I like to curse at other road users like a sailor when I'm driving alone.

The basement one used to get me too when I was younger. The light switch was like 3m inside the doorway, so it was super dark at night for those last few steps to get out
 
When I'm alone at home I most of the time yell weird noises or speak loud to objects. Then i'D burst out laughing.

Also, when I pee, sometimes I squat down to be closer to the toilet, of course, I aim the side of the porcelain so I don't splash.

I put cookies in my cereal sometimes, you crumble them. Oreos work good for that.

I dance without music whenever I feel like it.

My hair makes dreads naturally without any effort, people don't believe me... It's not that I wand dreads, but they appear magically and I cant seem to do anything about it.

 
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i do this too. also when its dark i like to run to my room really fast and jump to my bed. i always imagine some horror movie scene of being dragged under my bed or back into the darkness.

i do a lot of weird things. but there are just too many to even begin posting them.
 
When i was younger i was pretty sure me and every1 around me were retarded or somehow mentaly sick, and the normal people lived somewhere else
 
so you know when you're a little kid you try not to walk on the cracks, and make a pattern with your steps...yeah that still happens every so often. then im like wtf am i doing? and stop...
 
i do this also, but i sometimes do it on all fours so i feel like a lion or some other cat like animal. also seems like you move faster.
 
Because the upper tank doubles as a convenent shelf to put your lap top so you can watch ski edits while you poop, but since your a girl we all know its not true. It also doubles as a nice arm rest
 
I like to take off all my clothes expect my socks when I shit at home.

I'm very paranoid when it comes to public washrooms, no matter how classy the place is.

Sometimes I'll sit on the shitter and just chill for a bit.

I like to stare at people to make them uncomfortable, I've been called out like twice for doing it.

Sometimes I'll eat with my hands for fun.

I like to eat salad with my hands so it lasts longer.

I'm actually not that talkative, I prefer to listen for some reason. I just feel weird when I have to say something.

I like to act weird but I feel like my friends are going to judge me even though they are acting weird too.

I like to make fun of/make up stories random people in my head while in public.
 
hahaha YES I'm gonna have to start doing this as well...And I have a phobia of metal utensils so I have my own plastic sets at home, and I have to bring my own plastic utensils with me if I go out to eat or I won't eat. Weird...
 
i measure my steps based on the concrete slabs on the sidewalk.

for instance, if it takes me 3 steps to get about 9/10 across the slab, then i'm walking at 1/3 pace.

yeah
 
-That thing about imagining a skier next to the car. also sometimes a skateboarder.

- I hold my arms in the shower in a certain position so that the water will flow down my arms and make pools and waterfalls
 
-definitely have a singing problem, always singing while im skiing or singing hardcore in the shower its just mad fun but Im no where near good enough for anyone else's ears haha

-do that imagining my life is a movie or edit or music video type thing

-i make faces to myself in every reflective surface possible

-always always try to imagine what a strangers life is like what theyre thinking and shit
 
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