Weird stuff you do that nobody knows about

I can't get out of bed without checking facebook, email, cnn, and every forum on NS first

I only have one pair of shoes at all times

I wear a titleist hat backwards like every waking minute of my life

I can't afford crack so I smoke rocks from my lawn
 
Whenever I'm in a car, I imagine the light is pavement and where shadows are is like gaps, so I hav'ta like jump over the shadows.

Pee beside the water.

Imagine my life as a movie.

Sometimes I also like to poop when I'm alone swimming in the ocean. It just feels so fresh and clean, I highly advise you to try it out one day.
 
The first 2 the OP saidAlso I pretend all curbs and steps are rails so when i go down my street doing a "rail line" people look at me weird

 
i'm a huge computer / gadget nerd, but i don't really tell anyone. i built my own computer, and play pc games like it's my job, but no one knows.
 
for some reason I like never tell people in real life the coolest things I do. like some kid was bragging about how he biked 5 miles on a road, and a week before i had done 40 trail miles. or like I didnt tell anybody that i did my first big handrail like 2 weeks ago. idk i hate when people brag and shit
 
I hate it when people brag about things. if they are really stoked on something then it doesnt bother me but when they rub things in my face i get pretty pissed
 
Haha that's not even hard, 5 miles is absolutely nothing on a bike haha.

Whenever it is raining and I am driving, I pretend the windshield wipers and slicing the cars that are passing by in half. lol we are so lame
 
This!!! Biking is AWESOME!!! I just got a new road bike, the thing flies compared to my old junker trail bike. My first big ride I went 60 km (roughly 40 miles?) with my siss and it felt great, I guess the effort it took to ride my old one made it 10000 X easier/smoother to ride the new one
 
this fucking this. left side teeth down = kick, right side down = hat, full bite = snare. I do this when i can't drum on shit with my hands which is almost always.

I bite my lip and gums all the time, sometimes til they bleed.
 
i try to tap my fingers to the rhythm of the dotted lines on the road as i drive past them in a car...I can only keep up for so long then something happens and it gets too fast...kinda odd if you ask me
 
I need to have peed twice after getting ready for bed before i can sleep, and i also need weight on top of me (get your mind out of the gutter!) like a heavy down blanket. And
 
I think lots of people do this, I know I do.
and hmmmm, I strongly dislike bellybuttons (the word and the actualy thing) and I have always slept with my hand over my bellybutton because I absolutely hate when people touch it.
 
while driving, whenever there is an object (like a light post) on the side of the road that I am driving by, I try to pass the certain object with the beat of the song that I am listening to. Like every time i past a light post there is a bass in the song. Pretty strange, and even stranger if anyone else did it.
 
ive gotten yelled at for doing that, i guess its not ok to scream fuuuuuuuuck when hitting a jump thats next to a chair lift

i pretend the mirrors on my car are lasers

have full conversations with myself
 
Whenever I climb some stairs, I jump the last 2 or 3 and do a 180 and try to land as smoothly as possible.

Every time I see a gap, a pond or a fence that seems jumpable, I have to do it.

Everything is a contest for me.

When I have to clean my room, I check the clock and say to myself that I have to finish before 12:35 for example. So I race to do it.

When I do homeworks, I listen to the same song over and over again. I had to study for a chemistry exam and I listened to the same song all weekend.
 
Sometimes when I waking or skateboarding down the sidewalk, and a car is driving behind me, I'll have a race and say to myself "I beat you" over and over in my head until the car passes me.
 
Now that I think about it... I literally carry on conversations while skiing all the time. Just talking to myself, that's just how I like to ski even if everyone on my mountain thinks I'm a psychotic schizophrenic or something along those lines.
 
i invent a lot of song while skiing..

the night it's more like rap song..

the day some dubstep..

I'm in trance i think..
 
Like others have said...I don't wear much clothing if I don't have too-like definitely just bra/underwear around my house, or bikini, etc. I definitely can't sleep with more then underwear on.

I know the words to most songs I hear after only a few times hearing them.

I have thought up whole conversations/inner monologues in my head, or I play songs in my head when I am alone, or while skiing or running or something like that.

I really like to match my bra/underwear, not for just when I plan on having it be seen, but just for school or work or normal activities.

I hate having long finger or toenails and I keep both really short.
 
I have this little frog keychain and whenever I take a shit I sesh the sink as if it were a halfpipe
 
i remember all my friends home phone numbers from when i was really young haha. its especially creepy for the ones im not even friends with anymore
 
twice a week? damn, i do AT LEAST that a day haha, i eat ALOT though cause i train for football alot. and like some people i went till like grade 12 without shitting at school but i did it once cause i had to and now i do it pretty much every day at the same time haha.

i do the clicking the teeth thing too whenever my car is in like with a driveway/house/lightpost. its so weird to find out that other people do that too, couldve sworn i was the only one

unless its a public washroom, i always sit to piss for some reason, just more relaxing or something haha

since i started working out, i count my reps doing like everything that has any kind of repition

if im home alone, ill just make like really loud, random ass noises as a do stuff, it kinda sucks if i do it when there actually is someone home and i didnt notice -.-

hmmm what else, i always put 11 ice cubes in this one waterbottle that i always use lol, it HAS to be 11, and i put them in in pairs except for the 7th one which is alone. and yes i know, its fuckn weird lol

 
i always walk in perfect rhythm on side walks trying not to step of the cracks.

i always try to chew my food equally on both sides of my mouth.

whenever i find myself frustrated with some dude i always imagine ending up fighting with him but i never get in fights and im not a violent person.

i like to snap my right fingers and flip my hand like what chewers do with there cans when they are mixing it up. I dont chew by the way

i imagine what it would be like if i hit a certain car on the road.

 
if someone is following me, I try my hardest to stay off of the surface type they're on, like if they're on carpet I have to be on wood, or if they're on concrete i have to be on grass.
I just ate an entire tub of hummus.
sometimes, I have the urge to tuch or push something but I can never do it right.... like theres a corner on a tissue box and i want to touch it but when i do i don't feel satisfied.
I ate the hummus with Badger Chips (bucky badger, wisconsin badgers)
i have a thumb twitch that i've done so much that my thumbs hurt a lot all the time.
 
WOW! so weird I do that too!! Or when I meet someone for the first time I describe them in my head how a book would and the type of vibe you get from them..hard to explain...

Also (especially when I'm drinking) If there is a curb or a cement wall I wil three off of it pretending im skiing or jump and tap it like its a tree

I can't sleep with socks on or go to bed without washing my face..even if i showered before
 
i draw some really hyper violent shit, just for fun. if i had a scanner, id post some

but i would probably get banned
 
i almost always skip the last step when going down. not sure why. what's strange is i fully remember when i started doing it.
 
Dude I knowwww, even though the girl orgasms so quick ontop, I fell awkward... like i'm the bitch being fucked. but guess you gotta just deal with it haha
 
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