Weird stuff you do that nobody knows about

holy shit i do that consistently. I try to listen to a song on my ipod too that would be what was playing if my life was a movie. Whenever i am feeling down i imagine like a somber dramatic movie. Today i was biking and i was thinking if this was a movie i would show the drop of sweat driping off my nose and then cut the pedals. There is not a moment when i am not thinking that shti
 
i have a running dialogue of my life going in my head almost all the time.

i also struggle to sleep because at night, i run my mind through various things that could potentially happen in my life. As if i simulate various scenarios and events and figure out what reactions would be best, etc.
 
i check nsg probably half a dozen times every minute...

but seriously...once i downloaded the B&E show Muddy Winter episode, i watched it every day before skiing to get me pumped.
 
I just realized this one...

It's weird as fuck but whenever I'm alone and I get excited about something (a video I'm watching/waiting to load, a thought I have, etc) I'll shake my hands really fast. Kinda like the "meh" or "so so" gesture but REALLY fast.

I've heard thats a sign of autism and they call it flapping or something, but I'm not autistic.

Or maybe I am...
 
For starters: I think about creating awesome threads on Newschoolers and then when I get on to do it, there is a thread about it. This one for instance haha

Oh yeah I also pee outside of the water in the toilet because it doesn't make as much noise.

/threads.
 
HOLY FUCK I do this too! Only for me i click my teeth whenever my front tires are going to touch any pavement markings or potholes/cracks in the road.
 
Same whenever I catch myself doing i just think about how fucked up it is and what people would think if they knew i did it. But for some reason i cant stop.
 
I do that when i am actively listening to the music not if its in the background or something. Ya know what i mean thinking about soemthing else while listening not focusing on the music

 
when i'm a passenger in a car i always pick some random piece of dirt or spec on the window and pretend there is a super sharp line that extends out of it and cuts anything. i then move my head up and down to get a different angle so i can cut certain stuff
 
Fuck yeah!! Same. I just sit their and do it when like the reflectors on the side of the road go by!
 
sometimes on tiled floors i walk like i am a knight on a chess board, aka i can only move up 3 and over one in each step. only when the tiles are appropriate size for my stride though.
 
Aslo I get a peice of something on my windshield. like a speck of dirt and just "unfocus" on it so it turns into TWO PEICES OF DIRT and i like try to get the paint on the road inbtween them and stuff like that
 
i can only step on certain tiles, theres x's going through sidewalks i must avoid, whenever im looking out the car i blink as i pass a light or a building i blink the instant i can see the front but not the sides. so many more.
 
Oh yea and i remembered one I always piss with the seat down. Idk i feel like a marksman with a smaller target. more accomplished when i get done.
 
oh my god yes. and also, I focus on things really close to my eyes and then really far but with one eye shut, so I pretend that I'm being an artsy dslr
 
i can not for the life of me step on a crack in a sidewalk, it annoys me sooooo bad
i also pee outside of the water in a toilet because the noise bothers me
i also rub my hands together really fast as to create friction and make my hands really warm, even in the summer
 
holy shit i do almost the same thing except i pretend the car is flying and it can only touch the road when there isnt a shadow across it so i click my teeth every time we pass a shadow
 
Whenever I'm walking on a side walk and I step on a crack I have to step on another one with my other foot on the exact same spot and if i miss i have to keep evening it out till their both perfect. And then if I'm running and scrape my foot I have to scrape the other one. And I always sleep naked unless I'm in someone elses bedding, but if its mine I will even if I'm at a bro's house.
 
i do the same exact thing walking on the sidewalk.

i also do something similar while driving. if i drive over a pothole or bump with my right tires i will try to hit something with my left tire so i equal it out
 
When I'm in the car, I flex my legs every time I pass a telephone pole.

When I go to bed, I lay face down; when I want to fall asleep, I turn to lay on my side.

I purposefully crack my toes, and stretch my ankles when I am in class.

When I'm mountain biking, I always go right pedal forward.
 
1. I love giving myself foot cramps throughout the day

2. I have to run hot water when I go to the bathroom

3. I ate only cheese burgers for approx. 3 months straight about 3 years ago
 
not really something that no one knows about, but all this naked talk has inspired me to tell newschoolers that I get naked about 80% of the time I get intoxicated.
 
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