Weird stuff you do that nobody knows about

ButteredToast.

ButteredToast.

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-Whenever I'm a passenger in a car I always imagine a skier dude next to the car jumping/sliding/bonking stuff

-Sometimes I try to match my blinker up with the car in front of me, and it always bothers me just a tiny bit when they get off sync.

-I get totally naked when I take a shit at home. Even my socks. If I don't take my socks off, I feel like my feet can't properly grip the tile.

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That last one was Halarious.

I do the same thing you do with the skier next to the car but I have a really long knife cutting things.
 
I do the same with the skier.

sometimes when Im driving or in the passenger seat, I have a huge urge to open the door and jump out ( on a highway)
 
i do the first two things

and whenever i'm driving on back roads or high ways i look behind the car and imagine a skier getting towed by our vehicle jumping from one side of the road to the other kinda like wakeboarding
 
When i'm having sex with a girl i always have to be dominating in some way. Like even if she's on top i will be violently gripping/slamming her butt down on to me
 
I take my shirt off when I'm taking a shit, but that's as far as I go.

Sometimes I will itch my butt and smell my hand afterwards, haha. Oh god.

Ripping warts off the soles of my feet.
 
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I do all the same stuff, even the shitting thing, which i thought was weird but now i know im not alone in my shitting naked.

And a weird thing i did was cry during the episode of House when Wilson's girlfriend dies, I've never todl anybody about that.....
 
No but in all seriousness I sing super loud when i am biking up on some distant trails.

I drink a cup of coffe before i got to bed

I take two showers a day but only wash my hair twice a week

Sometimes i flirt with like 35 year old women.
 
I wear pants when at home maybe 5% of the time. There is something so freeing about walking around in just a shirt and underwear.
 
Sometimes when i'm driving/in passenger seat I like take the mirrors and pretend their are HUGE POLES extending out from them and i click my teeth together when a pole on the side of the road goes by, like i just put the extenders back in.

 
Girl I hear ya! Clothes are such a restraint. It's honestly so much better to walk around naked, try it out. Trust me, it's almost liberating.
 
I apply face lotion in the shower so in order to pass the 20 seconds that I need to wait until I can wash it off, I do calf raises. 1 calf raise= 1 second.
 
1: I listen to the song Jar of Hearts and cry late at night... A little overemotional I'll admit.

2: In my head I always picture myself as a character in a movie and I picture what the camera angle would be on me at certain moments and what it would look like and stuff.
 
I like to cisualize the geometrics of shooting light beams off of any surface I see, and try to plot out how the beam will react, and what angles will be created and how they bounce off of other surfaces.
 
as far as the in the car stuff ur talking about, it blows my mind when the song on the radio syncs up with the turn signal clicking or the windshield wipers
 
i always imagine someone riding an atv or something next to the car. or listen to music and watch the scenery, like its one of those filler scenes in a movie during the road trip. and i sometimes i constantly turn my blinkers on and off at uneven intervals, to fuck with the people behind me instead of just leaving them on
 
I also poop naked

Also the skier thing

I also remove my pants as soon as I get home

When I jib, and never land any trick, I switch my poles in my hands to fight the '''curse''

I sing FUCKING LOUD when i'm alone in my car

My shirts are sorted by colors in my closet (I know, super gay yeah)

and so on...
 
i do the same thing with the skier. especially in the winter because i imagine a skier going off the snowbank, gapping over the driveways and landing perfectly on the next snowbank
 
This. Sometimes I wish it were socially acceptable to walk around in the public naked to be completely honest. Especially when I can't find anything to wear
 
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