Ways to make $500 dollars fast??

push coke....kid at my school does it, drives a brand new range...but if you arent into the whole drug dealing thing...prostitute yourself
 
hey hey, you could whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for fifty bucks...

or you could whore yourself out to 50 REALLY fat chicks for a thousand bucks...

what? what?

C'mon fat chicks need lovin too, they just gotta pay, awright...
 
hey hey, you could whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for fifty bucks...

or you could whore yourself out to 50 REALLY fat chicks for a thousand bucks...

what? what?

C'mon fat chicks need lovin too, they just gotta pay, awright...
 
Sell your stuff, go around and ask people if they need any work to be done around there house.

Bum Change for a little.

I made 25$ extra to get a sub in my car in less then an hour and I got a all day metro card. I asked for change to get home.
 
Oh yeah, you could get a job. Then you should have it in a week or so depending on your hours and pay.
 
yea be SMART about DRUG DEALING...

god your dumb.

yea man its worth it tho, five to ten for distribibution, but hey just be smart about it, your a bright kid you can outsmart the police, everyone else does.

get a fuckin fulltime job, you can make 500 in two weeks without even trying.
 
Sell your shit. Or go steal shit. I don't condone it, nor do it, but breaking into cars is a good way to get ipods hella fast, which are worth at least 200$ in good condish.
 
make fake id's its easier than you think and u can pull in about $50 per ID, make ten thats $500 think bout it its not hard to sell ur service to kids who have some spare change.

come to think of it, i just finished one for a guy ten minutes ago... he paid $100

 
i dont know if anyone has said this yet because im too lazy to read all the posts, but when i need a little extra weed money i do medical studies. they pay a shit load and you really dont have to do anything
 
go loan 30 grams of someone tell them that you will pay them by the end of the day and sel it for like 10 bucks a g your set ther is like 200 afetr you pay the other guy back
 
your clearly retarded. and never have touched drugs in your life. let alone had anything to do with the sale or purchase. there are ways to be smart about drug dealing? al capone during prohibtion? they couldent catch him could they. they had to nail him for fucking not paying taxes. no, you are the dumb fuck.
 
dude, i know him and he smoked weed for about 7 years and was the biggest dealer in the school for 2 years, he didnt get caught but he smartened up and realized it was dumb and got out. he has also pretty much done every drug besides heroin.

pwned.
 
That is the most uncool thing you can possibly do. If somebody stole my bike I would track them down and do about ten times the damage they did to me, then take my bike back. So if you have $35,000 to spare come steal my bike!
 
okay this will work hop a train look for a canadian tire one and they just have tiny locks on them cut the lock and go inside and take little amouts of stuff and take it to the pawn shops you can make atleast 200 bucks a trip
 
k no way id steal someones nice bike. i have 1 and id b pissed. pplus that is what i want money is for another bike, cas i already hav alot of money.
 
get old textbooks that are in good shape from your friends, or ones that you have lying around. or better yet, steal mint condition ones from your school. then sell them on half.com for like 70 bucks a pop, and easy money.
 
yeah. and donating to a sperm bank=bank... if ur out of high school and 5 11 which ur probs not... oh and yeah seelllll drugs
 
dude im a lifeguard but city pools only hire lifeguard/instructors so you gotta teach lessons too. i worked at winners for a year until i got a job lifeguarding. cash dont come easy...you kids need to realise that
 
brock thats one man. one man out of tens of thousands of drug dealers who have lived between then and now. thats like saying a college student can become an astronaught. its possible but incredibly unlikely
 
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