Ways to make $500 dollars fast??

[adam.]

try the search bar

 

[bobtheskier05]

good thought, do you have one

 

[Paul-o-Rama]

or u can just push them trees my friend does it, mad bank

 

[grams.]

i'm trying that

 

[triax]

sell crack to kids

 

[dorikin]

dude shovel snow. seriously. This old person paid me 50 bucks to shovel half of her driveway a few weeks ago. it took like 10-15 minutes.

 

[samskisalot]

sell blood, semen, and plasma.

 

[kingarthurs]

ive done heroin. FOOL

 

[deleted4]

knock on peoples doors and say can i shovel your driveway for 30 bucks

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

its a family guy qoute, a guy at the top suggested it.

 

[BkCountrySkrMO2]

sell ur body

 

[LineAddiction9]

give me a break easy easy awnser become a full time drug dealer!

 

[Charles^stevens]

i once knew this girl good looking girl , her name was Dorline , she looked just like a corvette... but she was a truck!

 

[StealthSteez]

hahahaha exactly...

 

[jacqui-la-fripui]

or you could charge them by the pound?

 

[jacqui-la-fripui]

dont condone that shit

sell drugs, that doesnt hurt anybody

 

[jacqui-la-fripui]

the best thing about america is that if your young then no matter what you do you are innocient and you didnt know what you were doing. untill your 18 i think or something like that. so deal drugs until your 16 or 18 cause its low risk

you think americans will send a 14 year old to jail for 10 years? i dont thing so

or if you are a mexican you can strap on shitload of drugs and make a run for the border then sell it if you make it across. because if you get caught they just send you back to mexico so its like nintendo

 

[jacqui-la-fripui]

yeah also if your under 18 nothing goes on your adult record i think

 

[snoopy]

sell stuff on ebay

 

[Utahpowderskier]

You guys are idiots. How many people have said sell drugs and steal shit on this thread. You dont need to say the same things 45 times. Its not that funny.

 

[jacqui-la-fripui]

your the only joke on this thread