Hahaha.  This is perfect timing.  You guys seriously need to come to terms with this or start using your heads a little better.
Today, BP shut down the U.S.'s largest oil field in Alaska, which accounts for about 8% of all U.S. petroleum, due to "severe corrosion" in the pipeline.  Crude prices have soared, and you can expect more record highs over the next few weeks.
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for a solution.  But until I hear an idea that isn't complete donkey shit, I'm sticking by my post on the previous page.