Wat is the dumbest thing u have ever done in ur life

got kicked out of ski academy

threw waterballons at random people in the city

took my car out 45 mins away from home when i was 14
 
tried jumping off the slide and inbetween the second and third monkey bards to impress my older bro and his friend when i was like 5. ended up diving through and breaking my arm in two spots and not to mention messing up my face
 
o, i got hit in the face with a golf ball and the whole side of my face was swollen for like a week, that is not my fault in any way though
 
I've been peed on 4 times

I've been punched in both temples 5 times for being racist

almost stuck my hand under a lawn mower to unclog it while it was stll running but I decided against it

guinee pigged a table with a cork 5 at a Nationals Slopestyle comp, and I had no idea how much speed I needed or how big the jump was.

ate cereal with milk so old it was as thick as yogurt then realized it was yucko after 5 bites

threw my cat at my dog twice

threw a yellow pages phone book at my brother's face

dropped my camera off a tripod

accidentally knocked a smoothie out of a girl's hand in the mall...I didn't even get to taste it :(

went to school hopped up on vicoden 4 times

shook a kindergartener

called my teacher a ####

flashed my nipple at Kye Peterson while screaming his name in a high voice

sniffed a native girl at my school

swung a kid into a wall really hard at full speed while he was swinging on the ropes. hahahaha it was the funniest thing ever.

spilled a glass of grape juice on my dog

gave my cat Mittens a bath 3 times

knitted 3 g-strings

got addicted to NS

kissed a black girl while drunk

convinced a kid to swallow 3 dimes

punched a twizzler when I was made at a video game

sent cuddle party pictures to my friends

got addicted to Vanessa Carlton (thanks a lot, ZACH)

got busted for sending hand drawn p*orno to preppy middle school girls

made my mom swedish meatballs for breakfast on mother's day

fell down the stairs with my toothbrush in my mouth

broke my collarbone at Nationals

threw a ball at a little kid but it bounced off him and hit me in the face

shot my friend in that sensitive spot under his ear with an assult rifle airsoft gun

pooped against some one's RV at a campground because I couldn't find the porta potty....it was 20 feet in the other direction.

failed to open a door countless number of times

watched a japanese girl poop in a guy's mouf

watched a 45 year old man get it up the butt by a stallion

thats all that comes to mind off the top of my head...theres probably others.
 
Thats a tie between cutting open shotgun shells to see how they worked in an attempt to make my own explosives (which were pretty sweet). Kinda killing my ex -girlfriends dog, althought it was her stupid falut. drunkenly lincon looping down an icy hill 3 and a half months ago causing a twisted ankel which im still recovering from. The Kinfe Game. saying "im not ready for sex yet" when i was 13. Being Boyfriend to Two girls at one time. Everything I did in Kingston... Killer B's Storm Queens. Not learning the lines to the second half of Two Fenrlemen of Verona when I was the lead character in the play - for the frist 3 preformances... Yeah.
 
Got drunk at boarding school, got caught being drunk at boarding school, resulted in a nice trip to Wilderness rehab, then theraputic boarding school, ran away from boarding school, got arrested, expelled from theraputic boarding school, but now Im home... so the getting caught drinking was the dumbest, but running away from theraputic boarding school... the smartest.
 
nahh... Id got caught a few times before, but because I got caught, they searched my room and found a plethora of illegal substances... which added to my parents concern.
 
i pissed on a kid once. i dont remember it though. and then i took the kids piss covered sheets and passed out. woke up the next day and my sheets were damp as fuck. kinda sucked
 
when i was little and learning to walk in one of those funny round things with the wheels and the seat that little kids sit in to learn how to walk
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one of these, i fell down an entire flight of stairs in it. i was about a year old, maybe a little older
 
its a really long list. Hmmm...I won't get into some of the worst things, but I'll give you this-

Having my friend hold my legs while I hanging out of a car throwing pumpkins at mailboxes going well over 100 mph. I stopped doing that when the side of my face got splattered with pumpkin inards and I realized that my head came about 1 foot from hitting a mailbox at about 110 mph.
 
Masterbated in my friends step-sister's sheets cause she was gonna report our hot tub party to her parents. Wait, no, thats not the dumbest, thats the radest. Dumbest was getting caught with my then girlfriend's crotch in my face. It was dumb because I ignored the garage door, the house door, and the footsteps up the stairs.
 
DUDE! I jumped down 2 flights of stairs in one of those. Apparently on purpose. No joke. My dad witnessed me do it. I hucked one flight, got to a landing, and then hucked another. I was a huckster from the start.
 
last night i cheated on ym gf with 4 different girls and then told her today...

p.s. i didnt get dumped, it was weird
 
Look man you can't just do that. Be like Oh man I have the best story ever but im not gonna tell you. Its just mean. Please tell the story as everyone here is very interested.. Please?
 
- Tried my first superman frontflip off the biggest jump in our park, on one of the iciest days. I couldn't walk for I don't know how long.

- Kind of raced my friend on a backroad side by side with a full car.

- Not using protection.

- http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/videos/1142639121crotched.wmv

- http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/videos/4237ouchies.wmv

- Admitting I shit my pants in a very well known magazine.

- Almost getting arrested first day of senior year.

- Trying a no-footer off a sketchy jump mountain biking. Overshot the jump, broke seat resulting in ripping my nut sac... not lying.

All I can think of for now.
 
nah i was already in when he got coaught, justin was a little bitch though, he drank half a flask of vod, then passed out in MSG, when security came they were like "whats your phone number" and he was like "how am i supposed to know that" it was humorous
 
when i was about 7 i tried to skate through some random ladies legs, i knocked her on her back and skated off as fast as i could. and today i just about got run over by a car on my bike, completely my fault
 
in elemetary school we thought we were bad asses because we used to sneak into the girls basthroom to take pisses
 
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