Wat is the dumbest thing u have ever done in ur life

i backed my car into a poll that i was gonna sell in order to get another car.. now i have to put money into the car that is barley worth anything so i can drive sumthing and then once i do sell the car i wont have enough to get a new car( i have a twin so we have to split the $$) so it was either fix it or give my bro 1600 bucks... so were fixing it.. btw this happened at my house going about 2 mph
 
i almost started a forest fire playing with matches once. we were doing "controlled burning" trying to make some trails (in foot high weeds) when it started to get out of control. the red x is where it started, the orange outline is where the edge of the fir spread to. the green tree is the 40 ft pine tree that almost lit on fire. we got it out my smothering it with our pants. deffinately takes the cake for dumbest/stupidest thing ive ever done in my life
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i almost started a forest fire playing with matches once. we were doing "controlled burning" trying to make some trails (in foot high weeds) when it started to get out of control. the red x is where it started, the orange outline is where the edge of the fir spread to. the green tree is the 40 ft pine tree that almost lit on fire. we got it out my smothering it with our pants. deffinately takes the cake for dumbest/stupidest thing ive ever done in my life
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o and wheni was 8, i threw a penny down some hott girls shirt and she told me i could get it out. i said no. that also has to be one of my stupider moments
 
dude holy shit. Same exact shit happened to me, except I didn't miss any skiing becuase i broke my collarbone like 5 weeks ago. i'm still recovering, but yea I broke it like a week and a half after getting a cast taken off my broken wrist.
 
not too long ago i was in the lunch line and there was a fire extinguisher (sp?) thing, where you break the glass ya know? and the fire extinguisher was out of it and there was a ton of little tiny pieces of glass in it. so for some reason i said to my friend " look glass particles" and i reached in grabbed a handfull and squeezed it, then i stared screaming cause it hurt like hell, and i had a ton of little glass pieces stuck all over my hand. i didnt even do it to be funny, i just did it, like it was wierd.

and my friends said it was probably the funniest thing they ever saw.
 
hahahaha, oh nooo...

umm.. stupidest thing I've ever done? In preschool this boy told me that if you ate rocks they made you strong like a rock, so I ate a little rock. I don't remember anything bad happening after though.
 
while on a ski trip i got a wee bit drunk and a few of my friends and i decided that it would be a good idea to build a pump off the edge of the roof og the house we had rented and try to clear the 10 foot concrete padio that was next to the house. We figured that I would get enough speed to clear the patio and land on the down slope that was on the other side. So i got up on the roof and we decided that a switch 540 would be the best trick, so I then proceeded to clip into the skis without ski boots (i was just weraring skate shoes). They gave me a little push and i went down and hit the jump, i got about 270deg around befor i hit the end of the patio and my drunk ass rolled down the rest of the hill.
 
for serious..

i smoked my little sister in the head with a golf club when i was little (it was kind of a mistake though). i was swinging it in her face, being the idiot that i am, and i came to close and put a permanent dent in her forehead. she bled like crazy.
 
went skiing wiht a broken collarbone, and then went into the park wiht it.

broke a huge double pane glass window wiht a rock, at school, on a house by the school, when were supposed to stay on school grounds, and then they called the cops and made me pay for the window.
 
i was being stupid down town tried to do a 360 off a ledge only like a foot hight it was a crowded street i landed sideways it hurt got up and walked wit a limp 4 15 min every one on the street just staired.
 
Damn, that is stupid. That's worse than the other night where I climbed on top of my car while driving on the highway and tried to ninja kick the car behind me.
 
I got kicked out of daycare because I kept taking off all of my clothes....except my socks. I always rocked the socks.
 
when i was little i told my friend to throw a rock at my moms car window...i thought i could roll it down fast enough. my mom wasn't too happy with me.
 
bahahaha thats hilarious, someone has wayyy to much time on their hands. im just wondering where they got the costumes...
 
wen i was lil i liked to dive into the piles of clothes my mom took outta the washer, cuz they were all warm and soft... so one time my mom hung a wet towel over the radiator, and i figured " hey look ! laundry !" and dove into it at a full run... i still have the dents in my skull, one on each side of the middle, from the friggin vertical things
 
i have those costumes

and i think im gonna have to recreate that picture in the middle of the city of pittsburgh sometime soon
 
i dont understand how a wet towel on a radiator would ever look like a pile of clothes.....i guess thats why its your dumbest action

it reminded me of something i did multiple times when i wass little. we had a cutting board in our kitchen that pulled out from the counter top and once i grew to the point that it was at chest level i developed a habit of running through the kitchen w/o paying attention.

i would clothesline myself running full stride into that thing three times.

one concussion and three broken ribs. fuck
 
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