Wanna hear a couple jokes?

whats the difference between people who tell dead baby jokes and people who don't?

i don't avoid eye contact with the people who don't.
 
Whats the difference between a grandmother and a baby?

The grandmothers pelvis doesn't shatter when I fuck her.
 
whats similar between an orange and an aligator

there both orannge... except for the aligator

What did Batman say to Robin before they went in the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile robin
 
HOW DO YOU STOP A BABY CRAWLING IN CIRCLES?

NAIL IT"S OTHER HAND TO THE FLOOR

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HOW DO YOU GET 6 BABIES IN A BOWL? - BLENDER

HOW DO YOU GET THEM OUT? - DORITOS

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WHAT DOES A BABY SOUND LIKE IN A MICROWAVE?

DON'T KNOW, I WAS TOO BUSY WANKING

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WHAT'S THE HARDEST PART ABOUT EATING A VEGETABLE?

THE WHEELCHAIR

 
how do you have a nice conversation with the westbourough baptist church?

throw a couple Molotov cocktails and watch them burn to death
 
whats the hardest part of snowbaording?

sitting at the top of the park

whats the easiest part of snowboarding?

"telling" your friends you hit the feature

/\ ade those up hopefully someone appreciates them
 
what do you call three black guys chilling in a barn?

antique farm equipment.

whats the difference between sarah palins vagina and her mouth?

only one retarded thing has come out ouf her vagina.
 
A giraffe walks into the bakery and asks the baker: Do you sell white bread?

the baker says: No i only sell brown bread

Giraffe: Ah, doesnt matter im by bike!!!

HAHAHAHA
 
Whats worse than ten babies in one trash can?
one baby in ten trashcans.
whats worst than one baby in ten trashcans?
ten trashcans in one baby.
 
So there's a priest, a rabbi and a nonreligious man on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and announces that the engines have failed and they will have to evacuate the plane immediately. Fortunately there are enough parachutes for everybody and evacuation is orderly.

There are three men trapped on an island. One is black, one is white, and the other is asian. They spend their lives having great adventures trying to escape the island but never succeed and get eaten by wild dogs one night in their sleep.
 
i don't seriously understand your humour.. Let me try
Whats worse than 1 baby crying in the car?
10 babies crying in the car.
how do you get 100 babies into 1 seated car?
put them in blender.
seriously wtf ...
 
what do you call a boomerang that doesnt work?

a stick.

what do you say when you pass a black man standing next to a white man standing next to an asian man on a street corner?

what a culturally diverse part of the town
 
News: Lady Gaga dropping Facebook for charity. She should also think about dropping her knickers, for clarity. What do you do if you come across a tiger in the Jungle?  Wipe it off and apologise. A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person alive."Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me? "Wiped the smug look off her face.
 
How many snowboarders does it take to change a light bulb above a stair well?

1 to change it. 10 to sit on the landing saying that they could have done it better.

 
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

A bench can support a family

What's the difference between a Black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child
 
What's the difference between marmalade and Jam?

You can't marmalade your dick up your girlfriends ass

And why so much snowboarder hate?ohwell
 
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