Twilight

uni-corn

uni-corn

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So i just got back from the midnight showing of it and it was sick as fuck. Not quite as good as the books, but what can you expect from a book being made into a movie.... At least they didn't ruin it like the Harry Potter series.

Anyone else sweet enough to go see it like me?
 
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the books are legit as fuck and im not trying to be dumb or ne thing. read them when i was grounded and I thought they were pretty good. went to the movie tonight and the movie was really gay, they fucked up the good parts of the movie so all the dumb ass preppy ass kids would get most of the shit. I was also scared in the theater because everyother person was dressed like a vampire and it reminded me of south park
 
i read the books, i thought they were more childish than Harry Potter. i am disappointed to find that so many of my friends have gone to the movie tonight. you would think most 18 year-old girls wouldn't be into stories like that (or would you?). fuck my life.
 
wow... k-rob has read twilight
haha and yes i got back from it now too and it was pretty good... not as good as the books, but good none the less
 
omfg

all the little bitchy girls at my school are lik

OMGZ TWILIGHT IS OUT!!!!

i wanna be like

who the fuck wastes their time reading a fucking 700 page book then goes and sees a movie about it?

its like harry potter

and then all the nerdy ass guys are like omg me too!! im sooo going

i wanna be all like fuck you guys

and then i was watching the news about this chick that they interviewed and she went to forks and bought like a fucking purse, shirt, jacket, hat and all this shirt for twilight and all i could do was laugh and say GEEK!

seriously... wtf is everyone soo excited about?
 
excuse my rant but having to listen to all those little fucks talk about it since they announced the movie has gotten annoying
 
You have good reason, both the movie and book are fucking garbage, its kind of like 13 year old girls liking Britney spears~
 
um, ive been hearing this from my girlfriend for about a year and a half now, she wont shut up about it~ She went to the movie and said it was dissapointing

and uni-corn, im disappointed in you
 
hahaha im the same man. the mytholigical shit is something that im into. the books were ok. but im just happy im not the only dude who read them. and last night, being between 20 scene girls was something i didnt mind. they all asked me to go with them and i was stoked
 
so i hate to admit it but i saw the movie with some friends of mine (the girls really wanted to go)going into the theater i knew nothing about this movie except that it was about some gay vampire shitthe girl in teh movie is not bad looking, and the dude is a BAMF, yeah he is a little gay looking but he can run like a mo fo and he can also rip people in half not to mention he is one sick driveroverall i thought it was super gay (i talked the whole time and all these little girls were mad at me the whole movie) and i will never go see anymore vampire movies ever
 
this is exactly what I expected to hear about this movie

the thing is so hyped up its going to be shit I mean no real hollywood movie to truly spectacular anymore. and if everyones going in the theatre with such high expectations theyre for sure going to be disappointed but of course I am eventually going to see it my girlfriend plans on dragging me there.
 
GAY really man really victor i if i didnt know you better i would guess you had a gender reassignment

its about fuckn vampire love for goods sake

its a love story about vampire

and harry potter is gay as fuck too

why waste your time?
 
i think me and my sis are gonna go this next weekend. haven't read the books tho so no clue what its gonna be like
 
sooooooooooo lame. i guess i can't totally knock it since i've never read it or seen it but its all i hear about lately and i haaaaaaaate it. /rant
 
Am I the only one that doesn't find these "scene" girls attractive?They're grody man, find yourself a legit down to earth girl. That much makeup is so unattractive on anybody. Don't get me wrong either, I'm not suckin on any hairy ass hippy va jay-jay either... I'm all for good looking girls from any clique, so long as they aren't dyed and distorted beyond recognition.

Let's be honest, too guys. The only reason we hate twilight so much is cause this Edward dude has literally half of the 15-20 year old female population literally hanging off his nutsack.
Hey Edward... Fuck you for being so damn charming!
 
hahahhaa yeah i can see where u are coming from with the scene girl thing. because some of them are fat also, i dont hang out with the fattys tho because i lost about 150 lbs from skiing and it discust me to see these fat girls where tight close, thats why i chill with the decent looking down to earth scene girls
and about edward, he is also a pedophile he is 100some and he is going after a 17 year old what a creeper. the books are bad ass, but if u have read them you would relizes eds charachter is a duchest tool
 
No homo, but i actually really enjoyed the movie. I liked how it wasnt too chick-flicky. But yes i was dragged to it in return having my girlfriend come to warren miller with me, which i was very dissapointed in,
 
where did these books suddenly come from...honestly i never heard of them once and then all of the sudden i go home for an early thanksgiving and all i hear my little cousins talking about is this twilight movie...whats it about?
 
some bitch named bella that leads this vampire and werewolf on the whole series and cant make up her mind about anything and is just a straight up cunt.
 
hahaha word. all the girls in my school are like that too. the worst part, almost none of them are actually excited for it. its like when all the girls are commenting on the DUFF's facebook pictures "OMGGGG YOUR SO PRETTTYYYY LOVE YA GIRLEEE" , when in reality, everyone knows the movie sucks, and the fugo is not attractive. at all.
 
i dont have a problem with you hating on twighlight, i didnt like it at all. but harry potter??

who the fuck are you that book dominates everything
 
from the preview i got that:

this was a vampire movie chick flick made for 14 year old girls and rich kids who think they're tough. how'd I do?
 
my moms gonna drag me to that, i just know it. but dont think loopdigga is gonna lay down that easy. best believe im gettin a bucket of KFC for that shit.
 
my girlfriend dragged me to the midnight showing. and i still think what i was thinking on the way to the theater.... teeny version of Underworld just where the roles of vampire and human are switched and there are no guns.
 
okay what is twilight

all i've ever heard is that some guy named edward is the guy little girls go crazy over
 
You're probably like me: A big movie comes out and everyone is talking about it and I'm like "WTF!?"

I'm only 14 so all the chicks at my school are like obsessed withTwilight but I really don't mind, I'm just like whatever, a month from now no one will remember it. A movie comes out and my friends are like, have you seen ____________? Me: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"

Then they explain it to me and I just think it's hella gay. No movies are funny anymore, movies like: Caddy Shack, Smokey and the Bandit, Animal House, etc. are the funniest movies I've ever seen. Then the claimed funniest movie of the year comes out and I don't laugh once. No movies are good anymore. The only movies I actually enjoy are ski/snowboard movies and mtb movies.

/rant
 
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And there were guys walking around school the day before school- one was wearing a fucking cape and robe or something rediculous.
 
halfway through reading your post i decided to quote reply, now i see that you've seen that episode of southpark... YES.
 
Fosho, if you wanna watch a vampire movie, go see Blade or Underworld. Because that leather body suit exagerates kate beckinsales ass.
 
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