Twilight

girlfriend wanted to go, so i went of course. got in and was like wow this theater is fucking packed (this was tonight) so i asked if it was good or something, someone told me there was some books or something about it so i was like word and watched it with no expectations and no realization that it was some preppy little girl shit, and i thought it was ok...basically it was cool but the ending sucked cause i was expecting epic shit to go down and i got a cliffhanger with some weak shit.

but that vampire guy was SOOOOOOOO DREAMY I WANT TO FUCK HIM OH MY GOD.

haha i think hes the only reason my girlfriend liked it so much.

1:yes i hit her.

2.i made sure to mention any other hotness in the movie

3.that guys my new man boner (no homo?)
 
omg Twilight is soooo lammeee my friend reads it and we all give him shit about it. Seriously, there for girls
 
wow seriously you make fun of him for reading books, that is pretty lame. see this is the shit that pisses me off people make fun of people for being different than they are so they label that shit as lame and just put the person down because he decided to not follow the clipue and wanted to do what he like.
 
chill out dude, he doesn't really care. He still reads them. He gives me shit about stuff i do but in the end who cares, we're still friends. If he took it really personal i'd definetly stop.
 
didn't deserve all the hype that it got. but that one native american kid had to be danny kass. when they were at the beach. it was nuts
 
dude bro, just like dye your hair black and wear the tightest pants you can find and don't forget the leather jacket. then go down to the local movie theater with poem book in hand and stand beside the ticket line with a brooding facial expression while you read your poems. you'll get all the jailbait for sure.
 
holy shit, all these girls at my school are fucking possesed with the movie andbook. its a fucking cult.
 
hahaha, my little sister was telling me about how her friends have changed because of twilight. she said all they do is read the book until 4 in the morning, read it at lunch, finish it, then read it over again. my lil sis also said that her friends have now seen it around 5 times. shits nuts
 
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