Three Workds After Sex Thread

[sick-as-aids]

finally someone legal

 

[Skibumsmith]

nother one just came to me

wait, your six?

 

[desertrockskier]

where am I ?....

 

[Canuker]

make me sandwich

 

[Horizon]

Where's that checklist?

Finally! Goodbye virginity!

Cya later doc! (not looking forward to those exams later in life haha)

What a bargain

Next in line

Wasn't just hype

Was that sex?

Worth the money!

Wow, you're easy

Get some midol!

You broke it

You bent it

Call 911 please

I give up

Gonna go gargle

Where's the ointment?

Where's the listerine?

Need more condoms!

Here's some douche

Take a hint

So ummm yeah

What's this rash?

Time to cleanup

The bed's ruined!

Am I dreaming?

Wet dreams rule! (hey it's sex.....the mind doesn't know.....hey shut up........you know you like em)

That just sucked

Can you move?

OOO tic tacs!

 

[jaylib]

k thx bai!

 

[fujarome]

"I'm your brother!"

"Good game today"

I actually know a guy who high-fived a girl and said "good game today" after a hook up

 

[LS.]

i regret that

 

[ECfreeski3]

this thread is hilarious

 

[MangoSteeze]

hahaha!

oops wrong person

 

[wh@t]

three words you hear after sex

 

[Pipe_Munky]

yeah, funny story...

i just handed her my cell phone and told her to put her name and number in there.

 

[sconniestyle]

call a cab

don't call me

i hate myself

here's your money

don't tell mom

 

[EthanJPAskier]

WOW that sucked

 

[natedogg789435]

u needa wax

 

[Mike34113]

dont ever bite

 

[Dylan_]

bitch

 

[[~_~]]

Philip Seymour Hoffman

 

[RudyGarmisch]

4Chan GTFO

 

[Skibumsmith]

FTW

 

[mastamike6969]

HOUDINI!! Get it?

 

[CFD]

Sunny Side Up.

 

[kris.....]

"what the fuck" as the chick BOY FRIEND COMES THREW THE DOOR

 

[GnarBurger]

watch the sores

 

[woogity]

that wasnt me...

 

[CoachG]

i'm rick james!

 

[sarahskis]

Reach over, press the staples

"That was easy" button

And it speaks for itself

 

[MO-gan]

ha i like this one

very classy haha

 

[TheWorst]

this isnt three words but I actually said this to a girl after finally:

You don't have aids do you?

No...

Good, cause i dont want that again.

 

[jack_weisman]

so... you got the HIV?

 

[Malcolm]

haha such epic lols in this thread

 

[Tinga]

i'm celebrating you.

 

[orange.]

lick my anus

 

[MadSteezin]

The dog licked my ass...

More than 3 words but its golden!

 

[*DrewT*]

that was gay

 

[skiizy]

GTF...O?

damn

ummmmmm

"whats you name?"